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le-moist-pancake · 3 years ago

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Bold of you to assume I’m mentally capable of giving a fuck❤️

#uuuuh. fuck.#hi I have a shit mental state #meme #Jeremy I see you you bitch

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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Behold, the judge of your sins

#meme #almighty god #worship him #may he have mercy upon ye #rubber duck #Santa #he has seen many things #he has observed death #he fears not #for he is god

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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The only thing in my existence I am sure of is that all my ancestors in heaven are looking down at me and my life choices and are begging God to send me to hell :)

#oh shit the tags #well fuck #I forget lots of shit huh #god help me #i’m not religious #but I fear a higer power? idk?#oh shit I misspelled higher #higggg #ghhdjjdjdhd #don’t mine at night children #give in bitches

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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Fuck it. * pours Gatorade into the bottle cap and drinks it like a shot*

#gatoradino the great #Gatorade shot cap #fuck it man #I can’t be the only one who did this #please tell me I’m not alone #:)#idk #help #I’m fucking homosexual bruh #tits aha #tumblr #I channel thine essence through my Devine being. prostate yourselves before me and pray to be enlightened

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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There should be a social experiment where two groups of people are given a manga series, and only one group is told there are so many chapters left when they get to that point. Then see which group is more satisfied with the ending.

#manga bitches #help aha #social experiment #endings I guess bro #fuck tags fam #i feel like shit #the promised neverland’s ending made me upset :(#kinda unrelated tho #fuck #this #shit #this has been a post #I suppose #haha homosexuality pog

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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This is Noose the moose. Please be nice to him, he came to me in a vision filled with blood and prophecy.

#fockin MOOSE #noose the moose #bitches #blood sacrifices are on tuesdays :)#neese #miose #suffering and death #painful screeches #may he have mercy upon your soul so that you may a send to nirvana

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le-moist-pancake · 4 years ago

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Indeed :)

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of ignored sexualities

pansexual, bisexual, asexual

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