Oh so he’s doing eugenics now
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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)
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I can't believe this is happening. Lana Del Rey, the person I worshipped, adored, and defended with every fiber of my being, has turned out to be a total nightmare. Seriously, what kind of twisted joke is this?
I used to think Lana was the epitome of everything good and pure in the world – her music spoke to my soul, her style inspired my aesthetic, her very existence gave me hope. But now? Now she's just another spoiled celebrity with a superiority complex and a nasty attitude.
Who does she think she is, waltzing into my workplace and berating me for something as trivial as the temperature of her coffee? Newsflash, Lana: the world doesn't revolve around you. Just because you're a "star" doesn't give you the right to treat people like garbage.
I poured my heart and soul into supporting her, defending her against haters, and now it feels like it was all for nothing. How could someone whose music is all about love and longing be so full of hate and entitlement?
Well, you know what, Lana? Consider me officially done. I'm canceling my tickets to your concert, deleting your songs from my playlist, and unfollowing you on every social media platform. I refuse to support someone who doesn't deserve it.
And to all the other fans out there who are still blindly worshiping Lana, wake up and smell the coffee – literally. She's not the angelic figure you think she is. She's just another flawed human being with a massive ego and a complete lack of empathy.
So yeah, consider me officially #TeamAntiLana. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. Lana Del Rey, you've lost a fan for life. Congratulations. 🖕 #LanaIsCancelled #DisillusionedFan
Sorry for the language, but I needed to let off some steam. This whole situation has me seeing red, and I needed to get it out. Thanks for listening, even if it wasn't the most pleasant of rants.
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GUYS ITS LITERALLY MY IDOL. WHERE I WORK. SHES GETTING HER COFFE. I THINK I WILL FAINT. keepitcoolkeepitcoolkeepitcool
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YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE WHO JUST WALKED IN
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heaven is a place on earth with you
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teens want lana del rey, NOT jesus!!!!!!!!
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“The reason why I asked Stevie Nicks to be on the record is because she changes when her environment changes, and I'm like that as well.” —Lana Del Rey
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THE CONCERT IS IN 12 HOURS. 12. FUCKING. HOURS. ONLY 12. WHEN MY SHIFT IS READY IM GOING OH MY GOSHHH I CANT BELIEVE THISS ❤️🌹🌹✨
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I HAVE MY FLOWER CROWN READY IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE CANT WAIT TO SEE THE QUEEN HERSELF
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