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sometimes u just can’t stand in kfc

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in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

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Welcome, new killer friend!

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drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

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me when im evil but i love you: mwah ha ha<3

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Wish u could speed date to meet new people/ not go after romantically or sexually. Just wanna go have a picnic and hang w a friend u~u"

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Wish u could speed date to meet new people/ not go after romantically or sexually. Just wanna go have a picnic and hang w a friend u~u"

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Wish u could speed date to meet new people/ not go after romantically or sexually. Just wanna go have a picnic and hang w a friend u~u"

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"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption

"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction

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your honor my client is a creep, he’s a weirdo, but what the hell is he doing here? he doesn’t belong here

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Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails in the 90s

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Nadia Myre, Indian Act

Indian Act speaks of the realities of colonization - the effects of contact, and its often-broken and untranslated contracts. The piece consists of all 56 pages of the Canadian Federal Government’s Indian Act mounted on stroud cloth and sewn over with red and white glass beads. Each word is replaced with white beads sewn into the document; the red beads replace the negative space.

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dog!

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