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“You’re more beautiful than the day I first met you.” I say this every day because it’s true. As there is a certain mystery on how time can make you more beautiful. How time can make me fall in love with you even more with each day passing by. And today is another brand new day with you. And you know the words that I’m about to tell you. “You’re more beautiful than the day I first met you.”

Juansen Dizon // The Beauty In Time  (via juansendizon)

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chill

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Getting Their Attention 💓

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hi as the holiday season is going to start soon please remember two things:

don’t donate to the salvation army because it is a racist, homophobic, all around shitty charity

don’t yell at the salvation army bell ringers just because they volunteered to work for this shitty charity. it’s likely that they don’t actually know what they’re promoting and you yelling at someone when they believe they’re honestly doing a good deed is going to help no one.

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I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

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this is a very very good video

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Recently I faced an issue from a guy throwing a tantrum because he couldn’t figure out if I was a girl or a boy. He made the whole restaurant listen up while he asked me my gender. The old me would of started crying or becoming defensive instead I questioned him about my gender and why it mattered to him and he replied by saying “Because it does… The Bible said you shouldn’t be gay”. I asked him more about his beliefs and because he couldn’t answer the questions about the root of his beliefs he got flustered and followed me outside and tried to fight me and then also throwing a drink in my direction. Again, I remained calm looked him in the eye and walked away because I am sure of who I am, the beliefs I hold and the future I’m building for myself. The opinion of others should never validate you, sway your judgement, or change you. Only you are allowed to be who you are, so I say stay strong in the face of ignorance, your light will defend you.

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i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.

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I found a disembodied friend while I was cleaning!

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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

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# sara no one is buying your playing innocent bullshit

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Lin Manuel Miranda: what is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see. I wrote some notes of a song someone will sing for me; America, you great unfinished symphony

Also Lin Manuel Miranda: shooty shoot shoot

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Ghostbusters villain: I WAS A SOCIAL OUTCAST! NO ONE RESPECTED ME OR ADMIRED ME! THEY SAID I WAS WEIRD! THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY! THEY SAID I DIDN'T FIT IN! THEY TREATED ME LIKE I WASN'T WORTH ANYTHING!

Erin: Uh. Hi. I'm a woman working in a STEM field...

Abby: ...likewise and not stick-thin enough for some people.

Holtzmann: STEM too and kinda gay.

Patty: I'd be here all day.

Ghostbusters villain: NO ONE HAS SUFFERED AS I HAVE SUFFERED!

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It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE. 

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

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in other news today i found out that eddie redmayne has a degree in art history and for his diploma he wrote a 12k words analysis of a picture that’s basically a blue square on a black background; the thing was it was a very unique shade of blue, actually used there for the first time ever; however, being colorblind, i quote, he had no idea what the colour was but well, it looked very pretty to him

and somehow i find this very uplifting i mean if you can pull sth like that off, write a 12k words thesis on a colour you don’t even recognize properly, anything is possible and this is the story of how eddie redmayne officially became my saint patron of high level academic bullshitting

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Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene