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so whats your top song for 2021 so far and what does it say about your mental state

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hooked on a feeling karaoke but you only do the ooga chaka parts and you get rated on how Ham you go when you’re chanting it

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we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

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“Is Anyone Out There?” Self-portrait by Apollo 12 astronaut Alan Bean, 2000.

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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

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meirl

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if someone called me an ignoramus or a poindexter my life would be over

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not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

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there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

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This cat makes me smile

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Sorrento, Italia.

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being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

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those two guys from supernatrual: get in the tardis bitch we’re going shopping

me: bazinga 

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person with disabilities? no. person with diss abilities. i have a gift for clever but biting comments & also my knees don’t work