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My descent into madness

that winter soldier guy looks pretty cool

wow i love the winter soldier, but i don’t really care about the actor

he’s actually kinda hot, what was his name again?

sebastian stan is gorgeous wow

my bby sebstan was born in romania, he’s 5'11" and he’s got a thing for women in high heels

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Animals that are awwingly awesome.

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Book store signs.

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night

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Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr... I'm sorry, but aren't we forgetting someone?

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iOS Emoji WITH New Zealand

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13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

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MISS CORA M. STRAYER’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE AGENCY»

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Adulting

Me: I really haven’t had enough fruit lately

*pours a glass of orange juice*

Me: It’s also been a really rough week

*pours vodka in the orange juice*

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This post is dedicated to the cuteness of baby otters

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this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

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Reddit Without New Zealand

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Starter Sentences || Fall Out Boy Edition

"You were the last good thing about this part of town."

"Am I more than you bargained for yet?"

"This is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me."

"She says she's no good with words but I'm worse."

"I confess, I messed up."

"You're just the girl all the boys wanna dance with, and I'm just the boy who's had too many chances."

"Why don't you just drop dead?"

"The lies I weave are oh so intricate."

"Seasons change but people don't."

"Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?"

"We don't fight fair."

"I don't care what you think as long as it's about me."

"The best of us can find happiness in misery."

"Why won't the world revolve around me?"

"I've got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match."

"I will never end up like him."

"What good comes of something when I'm just the ghost of nothing?"

"I'm just the man on the balcony singing 'no body will ever remember me.'"

"I only want what I can't have."

"I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine."

"What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semisweet."

"I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness."

"I will never believe in anything again."

"Have you ever wanted to disappear?"

"I wanna scream 'I love you' from the top of my lungs but I'm afraid that someone else will hear me."

"Hey young blood."

"Doesn't it feel like our time's running out?"

"I think it looked better on me."

"I'm in the details with the devil."

"I don't know where you're going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul."

"I know I expect too much and not enough all at once."

"I only wanted fun but you got me all fucked up on love."

"I thought of angels choking on their haloes."

"Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name."

"I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday."

"If I spilled my guts the world would never look at you the same..."

"Oh, how the mighty fall in love."

"I know I'm the one you want to forget."

"Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger."

"I see through you when we're sittin' in the dark."

"I will sing to you every day if it will take the pain away."

"I am the best you'll never have."

"Don't take love off the table yet."

"We're gonna die it's just a matter of time."

"Make it easy, say I never mattered."

"Remember me as I was, not as I am."

"I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead."

"I'm the lonelier version of you, I just don't know where it went wrong."

"You are what you love, not who loves you."

"The kids are all wrong, the stories are all off, heavy metal broke my heart."

"I never meant for you to fix yourself."

"They say we are what we are, but we don't have to be."

"I try to picture me without you but I can't."

"Sometimes the only payoff for having any faith is when it's tested again and again every day."

"The truth catches up with us eventually."

"I still love the way you hurt me."

"I think I fell in love again."

"I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet."

"Maybe I bit off more than I could chew..."

"And in the end, I'd do it all again."

"I think you're my best friend."

"The kids aren't alright."

"I can move mountains, I can work a miracle."

"May nothing but death do us part."

"Baby, come home."

"Did you ever love her?"

"I am your worst nightmare."

"Don't stop 'til your heart goes numb."

"I don't feel a thing for you."

"I'll be as honest as you let me."

"You are my favorite 'what if.'"

"You are my best 'I'll never know.'"

"I wish I'd known how much you loved me."

"You were the song stuck in my head, every song I ever loved."

"I just need enough of you to dull the pain."