keepingupwithajones

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I mean ....

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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What have they done to Leo!!

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Someday you will look back and know exactly why it had to happen.

I never needed to hear this more than I had to right now (via awkwarddly)

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plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

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You have a way of making everyone around you feel special even when they really don’t mean anything to you, I should’ve known I wasn’t an exception.

Things I realized when I remembered you didn’t love me, part V (via thingsirealizedwhen)

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You can’t just touch my soul and leave.

I think too much (via difficult)

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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

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If the ocean can calm itself, so can you. We are both salt water mixed with air.

Meditation, Nayyirah Waheed (via perrfectly)

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A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

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LEO WON. THE MEME IS FINALLY DEAD

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

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RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)