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I’ve been obsessed with black jack and I can’t stop playing sos

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reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

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Aww

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THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

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I’ve been locked in a room since 6:00am and

By “locked in a room” I mean I’ve been hiding in my friend’s room while he’s at work but his family is home, so super awkward.

But anyways, so yeah I’ve been locked in this room and my phone battery is running low but the only thing that’s been keeping me entertained is Chanel West Coast music videos. Which, if you’ve seen or heard them, is saying a lot because her music isnt very good. Like at all.

I advise you go watch a few in case you haven’t. But honestly the music videos are really good and even some of the songs are catchy 😂 like my brain is so confused. At least I’m entertained.

If you don’t know who that is, she’s on Rob’s show “Ridiculousness” and her laugh is super annoying.

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I WILL get my own condo. I WILL get fillers and plastic surgery. I WILL have savings. I WILL be successful. I am speaking this into existence and it WILL come to fruition.

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Lmaoooo

I don’t think it looks like a “c” but CAN YOU IMAGINE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK ITS A C

Lmao

Best cunt ever #bae

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Does anybody else ever get a small but vivid glimpse of what seems like a memory

And then you think, “maybe I’m remembering something from a past life”

Or from time to time have dreams but it’s at the same setting, but it’s a place you’ve never been to and you don’t know where it is, but then you’ll have another dream but it’s still at the same place.

Sometimes I’ll be on a road trip and something seems strangely familiar even though I have never been there, and it makes me think that maybe I was somewhere samilar in a past life

Or I’ll be having dreams, it isn’t like an every night thing but more like every 6 months or something, I’ll have a dream of a house, and it’s always the same house. There’s actually two specific houses that I dream about, and the dreams are always different but still at one of the houses. They’re always separate dreams, those houses aren’t related. And I’ve never seen or been to the houses that I dream about.

Dreams are weird.

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Where the hell do y’all find your sugar daddies

I had a sugar daddy once and I miss him. :(

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💥CANNABIS COFFEE💥

•Prep time: With prepared cannabis coconut oil, approximately 15 min. Without prepared cannabis-infused coconut oil, approximately 4 – 5 hours and 15 mins.

•Serves: Cannabis Coconut Creamer is enough for approximately 8 – 16 cups of coffee.

•What you’ll need:

-15 – 30 ml Cannabis Coconut Coffee Creamer (see recipe below)

-300 ml hot coffee, freshly brewed from your favorite organic, freshly-ground coffee beans

-Raw honey for a sweetener

•Directions:

CANNABIS COCONUT COFFEE CREAMER:

-¾ Cup Cleansing Cannabis Coconut Oil at room temperature. (In a beverage first thing in the morning, you might want your cannabis-infused coconut oil to be mild in its psychoactive action. Consider infusing the oil with hemp, which is a different part of the Cannabis Sativa plant, high in CBD, and low in THC, the psychoactive component.)

-5 ml organic Ceylon cinnamon powder (NB - use only organic Ceylon cinnamon)

-15 ml Dutch-processed cocoa powder (optional, but maybe it shouldn’t be, because it’s the magnesium powerhouse! Magnesium is also crucial for women’s hormonal health. This recipe just gets better and better…)

-Mix all the ingredients in a bowl and stir till well combined. Store the Cannabis Coconut Coffee Creamer in a glass jar.

-Use a normal food processor, or a hand-held blender to blend the warm coffee, Cannabis Coconut Coffee Creamer and natural sweetener at high speed for approximately 5 seconds. Pour in your favorite mug, kick back and enjoy!

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💥CANNABIS BLUEBERRY MUFFINS💥

Time Required: 45 minutes

Yields 24 Muffins

What You Need:

•Muffin pan

•Paper cupcake liners

•1 ½ cups all-purpose flour

•¾ cup white sugar

•½ teaspoon salt

•2 teaspoon baking powder

•½ cup Cannaoil

•1 egg

•⅓ cup Cannamilk

•1 cup fresh blueberries

•½ cup white sugar

•⅓ cup all-purpose flour

Steps:

•Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Line muffin cups with paper liners.

•Combine flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder. Set aside.

•Place Cannaoil into a 1 cup measuring cup and add the egg and enough •Cannamilk to fill the cup. Add to flour mixture and stir.

•Fold blueberries into the batter.

•Fill muffin cups to the top. Sprinkle each cup with ground cinnamon.

•Bake for 20 to 25 minutes in preheated oven.

•Leave out to cool and enjoy!

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💥CANNABIS INFUSED SNICKERDOODLES💥

What you’ll need:

-Canna butter

-Cookie flour

-One egg

-Some sugar to roll the cookies in

-Knife

-Bowl

-Mixing spoon

-Cookie tray

Directions:

-Take the cannabutter and cut a huge stick and transfer it to a bowl. The butter is green in color because of the weed. Cut the stick of butter into smaller pieces, add another piece if it is insufficient and stick this into a microwave for a few seconds. The aim is to melt the butter.

-Take the Snickerdoodle cookie mix–(this is the instant stuff-the ready made mix that’s available) and pour the flour into the now melted canna butter. Mix the flour into the butter evenly so that no lumps are visible. Then add another important ingredient—an egg to the mixture. Stir the whole thing so that it becomes a nice, thick green looking dough.

-Take a little bit of the dough (enough to make a small ball) roll it between your fingers so that it’s nice and smooth, then roll the ball in cinnamon sugar and put it on to the baking tray (that’s lined with silver paper). Continue making small balls until all the dough is exhausted.

-Meanwhile, pre -heat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit (this is important) and keep the baking tray or trays one above the other –i.e one on the lower shelf and the other on the upper one. Bake it for 8-12 minutes and then remove the baking trays from the oven.

-Allow the trays to cool before tasting the cookies. If you’ve followed instructions correctly, you should be able to get some nicely browned cookies that give off a lovely, enticing aroma. The top of the cookies should be a golden-yellow with bits of brown in between—an indication that they as good to eat as they are to look at.

-Transfer them onto a plate (take how many you want), take them outside, sit under the trees and get set to feast on the Snickerdoodle cookies — have lots of fun. If there are any left, store them in an air-tight cookie jar for those times when you’re really down. These are sure to pep you up and make you spring into action.💚