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It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

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the father, the son, and the holy spirit

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Humans are awesome

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I know a lot of people on this site hate Ready Player One (I really like the book even though the use of words like “poser” and “n00b” give me Nam flashbacks to my middle school years), but they better fucking have a shot of the Lich King and Wade hunched over the arcade cabinet of Joust mashing buttons and shit or it won’t be worth it.

C’mon Stevie, you’ve rarely failed me in the past. Don’t do it now.

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Uh idk who is cuter

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I’ve never thought that I would want to fuck Lando Calrissian one day, but here I am.

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tag your superbowl spoilers

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what’s the mood for february?

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when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

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Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

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Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

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what’s the mood for february?

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the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

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“I met God.” 

“Tight. What’d she look like?”

“Ethnically ambiguous.”