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Happy 25 years CN! 

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iPhone X

EMOJI MACHINE FOR 1,000 USD

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Weekly Story

I will start releasing a “book-like” story with an evolving plot every week. About a couple of pages worth of read per week. Hope you enjoy it. Think of it as a TV series. 

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Don't take things too seriously.

The Joker

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I want that kinda love, like that docking kinda love. LIKE PENIS IN THE FORESKIN.

Scottish Skirt Girl 

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All hail Aegon of the House Targaryen, the Sixth of his name, The Resurrected, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, King of the North, 998th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch, Protector of the Realm, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, the Prince that was Promised, and Azor Ahai come again.

Ser Davos 

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Knock Knock Joke (E004)

Knock #1: Knock Knock Knock #2: Knock Knock #1: Knock who?  Knock #2: Knock Knock Knock #1: Wait... what? Knock #3: What?  Knock #2: Where did you come fro... Knock #4: Who?  Knock #1: What the fuc... Knock #5: I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! 

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EXTREMELY SILLY

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Only on the weekends. 

Did I cross the line? (E004)

Some people use their hands to find their bed after turning the lights off. I just ask her to shake the chains.

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What do you call ghost poop?

Boo boo. 

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RICK & MORTY - Get Schwifty Remix by Andromulus

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Did I cross the line? (E004)

Some people use their hands to find their bed after turning the lights off. I just ask her to shake the chains.

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After watching the trailer for “The Crucifixion”

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Don’t you hate it when… (E003)

Don’t you hate it when you walk into a room and immediately forget that you are living in a post-apocalyptic world and it’s dangerous to walk into a room without checking for radioactivity. 

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Knock Knock Joke (E003)

Knock: Knock Knock!

Knock #2: Who's there?

Knock: Tommy

Knock #2: Tommy who?

Knock: Tommy & Gerry my other chat-based comedy series in this tumblr page, check it out!

Knock #2: Go fuck yourself.

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Moustache.

https://curedrago.tumblr.com/ is probably really jealous.  

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Did I cross the line? (E003)

My new house is built over Indian burial grounds. You’d be surprised by how easy it is to bury an asian family in an empty lot.