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rekinsidering my joker identity as of late.... it feels as though she is sleeping..... i also do not believe the joker would be a girlblogger, which i am. however then i would not have a "j" in "jermit" and i would simply be "kermit".... is this really okay.......

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i am disregarding the diagnosis. i am valid in my kin identities. i am!

AFFIRM!

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i have been diagnosed with a dissociative disorder

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wwhats going on... ugh.... head.... spinning.....

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my psychic attacks are working....

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im confused. are you kermit the frog or are u human? u cant be both.

my body is human my soul is muppet

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what was it like... before you knew how to shift and who kermit and the joker are??

ive always knowwn wwho kermit and the joker are because im human and evveryone knowws those twwo.

before i kneww howw to shift the wworld wwas dull and grey. i didnt havve a purpose. i wwas nothing.

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you're shit at shifting. your scripts aren't detailed and your affirmations are weak. i know this because i shifted into a reality where i was you. i stayed there for weeks and only a minute passed in my cr. you're weak, croaker. you know you are. you're nothing. your hair has split ends and you should do something about it. you and your jokers cannot stop me for i am the one true muppet joker.

you cannot sue me because you do not know my real name. you do not know anything about me. even if you dig something up and things get heated i will simply return to my original reality and let my clone deal with it. you cannot stop me.

thanks for violating my dni by the way. no fucking doubles, beotch.

I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH HER!!! IMAGINE ME HOLDING MY HAND UP VERY HIGH!!!!! she is not demure. she is not cutesy. she is not mindful. he is a FAKER and a FRAUD and he is NOT KERMIT!!!!! He doesn't seem to identify with the lego joker so he is safe from my fakeclaiming for now.... but he is NOT kermit the frog. kermit would never be so crude and so... so awful!!!

*dry heaves*

i know what i have to do. i will make a spell jar to manipulate his dreams. maybe I can astral project so we're on the same wavelength. I can fight her there. I will ruin her. I will make her give up this "kermit" act once and for all.

@the-muppet-joker i am coming for you.

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I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH HER!!! IMAGINE ME HOLDING MY HAND UP VERY HIGH!!!!! she is not demure. she is not cutesy. she is not mindful. he is a FAKER and a FRAUD and he is NOT KERMIT!!!!! He doesn't seem to identify with the lego joker so he is safe from my fakeclaiming for now.... but he is NOT kermit the frog. kermit would never be so crude and so... so awful!!!

*dry heaves*

i know what i have to do. i will make a spell jar to manipulate his dreams. maybe I can astral project so we're on the same wavelength. I can fight her there. I will ruin her. I will make her give up this "kermit" act once and for all.

@the-muppet-joker i am coming for you.

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"his"terectomy. "men"stratuating. this is a lose for feminism.

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ugh, more of them? oh well. congratulations i guess. let me know if you need a babysitter, i guess i can put away my one sided beef with you for a bit and manifest myself over there.

Also just FYI I am a parent now. I was shifting last night and I came across a reality in which the Joker and Kermit within me had three beautiful children. They have now moved into my Mind Palace and are just as real as physical world children. If you don't believe in shifting or think astral ghost children aren't valid, fuck off and go brain dead!

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*dry heaving* i will end you croaker..... hehehe..... i will.....

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