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I'd say it's the other way around. Thank you though, I bet that girl is extremely lucky to have you. Hm, I'll keep an eye out. What's her name? A lady you speak so highly of must have a name.. Right?  

Bet he’s a great guy to deserve someone like you. But my lady is perfection; I need to find her. She has the ugliest best heart ever.

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He is extremely nice.. I don't know that sounds pretty hard. Besides I highly doubt you'd find my guy. He's got a strange stunning face. 

He sounds like a nice guy. I’l help you find him if you find this one girl. She has an obnoxiously cute laugh and strange  gorgeous eyes?

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Sort of getting tired of missing your stupid beautiful brown eyes, and your goofy heartwarming smile. 

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Phone Call To: Lauren

Calum: Lauren, It's me.

Lauren: Calum? Where have you been? You just disappeared!

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Phone Call To: Lauren

Calum: [Phone Rings]

Lauren: [Looks at the number confused, then answers] Hello?

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love her.

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I’m crying

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Compra “Juntos”, el EP en Español de Fifth Harmony en iTunes.

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Well, thank you. Means a lot that you'd go to such lengths for little ole me. Well I'm glad I earned that, babe. He's not a pig and certainly not rude! Well, I mean.. I don't think he is. I've never met him personally.

Special, yes. Very I guess you could say. I could roll out the red carpet while I’m at it too. Babe is my word and it’s like being elected prime minister to use it. Hard to earn. You can call that pig babe. He may be good looking but rumor has it; he’s rude.

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Oh wow, so I'm special. Why thank you. Wow, so sweet. Thank you, Cal. You do? Well.. no I'm not blushing now, no no nope. Well then, someone's a bit territorial. But Channing is gorgeous, like those abs. 

No I only clean it for the special ones. Ill even get one of those pine tree air fresheners. I think you’re the most stunning girl I’ve seen. Ever. Blushes twice? Because I mean it. No you can only call me babe. Channing, BLEH.

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Do you always clean out the car or is that only for you.. Special guests. Oh hush I blushed once you’re not god. Wait, so you mean I can’t call my babe Channing Tatum babe?

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Well maybe I do, but then again maybe I don’t. What’s it to you? Are you always such a flirt? Oh wow, that was really cute though. Okay, now I’m blushing. And Lauren Jauregui never blushes.. Ever. Well I think I’m gonna use your word. Okay, babe?

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Little less cockiness, hun. Well I mean.. Won’t you let all those girls down? They wanted you to pick them up in your little red Ferrari and make them feel special right? They go hand and hand don’t they? No, no don’t try. You’re doing just fine. I can babe you all I want, babe. You didn’t invent the word.

Dang, how can I get my factors back? I can sell my red Ferrari and cancel my 20 dates? Better? Calipoo, Calum, Cocky. The practically rhyme. Ow, now that was cold, Lar. I can try to be sweeter I guess. Thought I was a pretty could catch beforehand. Don’t babe me. I can only babe you.

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Oh gosh, now you just lost all the factors that made you cute. Didn’t know you were cocky, Calipoo. Maybe you should learn what it’s like to have a girl not love you huh? Aw, well aren’t you the sweetest. You do realize you were gonna be calipoo no matter what, babe

Pretty sure you just did, babe. Don’t try to hide it. The ladies love me, ahem. Yes, I did know I was a dork but no I didn’t know I was not calipoo? Calipoo? Really? Your nickname is Lar. That’s so tame compared to calipoo. But I’ll endure it just for you.

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I did not say you made me blush. Hushify your face. Did you know you're a dork and that your nickname is now calipoo? Yeah, has a nice ring to it and now it's official according to time yanno?

Well we should go get some then.. That’d be fun! Aw stop I’m gonna blush. 

Hmmm do I have to? I don’t know.. 

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Well we should go get some then.. That'd be fun! Aw stop I'm gonna blush. 

Hmmm do I have to? I don't know.. 

Of course, I’d want to. Starbucks is my second home, sweetheart. I live for it. Never met anyone like you either. Thanks. Lauren is a pretty name for a pretty girl.

Ah shush. You know you gotta love me.