Stephanie (23). Aspires to procrastinate less and for Alex band guy to stop texting me.
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My b for letting my tumblr presence die 😅
If you want/care, I’m more active on Twitter and Instagram (and I’ll follow back) ✌🏻
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this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”
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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
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nba: here’s a trophy the size of an adult hand and weighs less than a party size bag of smarties
nfl: lol here’s a little shiny football
nhl: thIS IS A MASSIVE TROPHY THE SIZE OF A SMALL MOOSE THAT CAN ONLY BE HELD BY THE BIG STRONG DESERVING ARMS OF LUMBERJACKS AND WE DRINK ALCOHOL OUT OF IT
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nsfw
nobody’s safe from wonderwall
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arianagrande: i am but a pete davidson update acc stay tuned for more (pete follows / comments sumtimes)
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Ewan McGregor + loveliest shots in movies
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why do they look like theyre on one of those shows where niall just found out zayn was cheating on him and theyre about to bring out his side piece
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*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash
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Timothy Jimothy Oshie is a national treasure and we must protect him at all costs (x)
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in one direction’s song “never enough” (2015), they proclaim, twice, that they wish to “drive to the end of the earth and go over the edge.” while it is common knowledge that this is geographically and physically impossible, this does not seem to be an issue among many of their fans. the lack of concern with this line raises the question: are one direction and their fans flat earth conspiracists? in this essay, i will
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Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!
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#I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!!!#LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THAT EUPHORIA! THIS IS THE PUREST THING!#Alex Ovechkin#playoffs 2018
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“Finally, we’re here. Finally, we’re champions.”
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