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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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mundane AU finance bro+"spiritual" guys with anger issues who may or may not be in a cult

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A wise man once said that history repeats itself

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percy’s defintiely given the instinctual heavy *pat pat* treatment to Mrs. O Leary only for her to respond by automatically flopping down on the ground and absolutely crushing percy in the process

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I hope you know what this scene is 💔

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Wymack: I think we’re missing something

Dan: Teamwork?

Kevin: Cohesion?

Aaron: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Andrew: no no no we’RE MISSING NEIL WHERE’S JOSTEN

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andrew buying neil nice boots only for neil to imagine curb stomping the shit out of him

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I bet Andrew bought him this jacket because Neil was too cold on the roof 🤭

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learning russian

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🪞You can't run away from yourself🪞

Decided to experiment with colour for a bit

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CHOMP

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aftg bodyguard au but!! neil is a vampire who's being hunted by the Moryimas, a vampire family that's super strong and powerful, so neil decides to hire the vampire hunter andrew minyard to protect him from the Moryiamas. kind of rivals to are you an idiot to friends to lovers

andrew: you are a vampire

neil: yes

andrew: and you hired me, a vampire hunter

neil: yes

andrew: again, you are a vampire

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goin thru my photos and here are the remainder of my tfc reread doodles

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Neil: *roasts Riko*

Riko: isn’t ur dad a literal axe murderer

Neil: what? are you upset that my dad spent eight years looking for me while urs doesn’t even know you exist?

Riko:

Jean:

Literally everyone else sitting at the table:

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Y'all remember when Kevin lost his shit because Neil wasn't taking his health seriously? And remember when Andrew had Kevin carry his medication for him? And remember Kevin bitching at Nicky for eating unhealthily? Yeah, headcanon that when Abby's not around Kevin takes it upon himself to make sure his idiot Foxes stay healthy. But like to a helicopter mom level.

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Aaron: *ordering food at a restaurant*

Kevin: *who stays strapped with a list of all the Foxes' health restrictions at all times* Does that have carrots in it? He's allergic.

Aaron: It's a pizza, Kevin. Why would it have carrots in it?

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Dan: *wearing her stripper heels for fun*

Kevin: *visibly stressed, standing closer to her than normal to catch her in case she falls so she doesn't break an ankle*

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Nicky: *getting a soda out of the fridge*

Kevin: That's your third one. Get a water instead.

Nicky: Ughhhhhh

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Allison: *on her period*

Kevin: *(who has memorized the girls menstrual cycles) slides pain killers and chocolate into her dorm*

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One of the Foxes: *coughs*

Kevin: *already aggressively making soap*

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Kevin: *notices hickies on one of the Foxes* Everyday I thank a god I don't believe in that you're all in committed monogamous relationships so I don't have to make sure you get tested for STD's.

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Bonus:

Neil: *exists*

Kevin: *stressed but Neil is Andrew's problem so stressed from a distance*

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Bickering  🦁  🐍