itsdanoiz

[itsdanoiz]

you brought this upon yourself

God forbid I do ANYTHING otherwise I get cancelled by people like YOU

You're just so high and mighty aren't you anonymous?? Come out and show yourself like a man!

[itsdanoiz]

November might be a quiet month. I am in tremendous amounts of legal trouble and may have to go to court. Again. For the fifth time in a row.

Every Halloween they have to cancel me, I guess. Last year it was for egging an entire neighborhood, like c'mon!!!! Everyone does that. Noise just isn't allowed to have fun...siiiighh....

[itsdanoiz]

How much for you to shake that thang tubby

I don't want your chump change freak

[itsdanoiz]

NOISE WHAT IF THE LAWYERS GET ON YOUR ASS FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE

They can't get to me. No lawyer is foolish enough to pick on me.

Those hacks think they can fuck with The Noise? They're in for a real nasty surprise if they think they can censor ol' Theodore this year.

[itsdanoiz]

oops, spoilers..

uh.. I will TOTALLY be dressing up in that godforsaken itchy, stinky, putrid rabbit suit again this year...

I have decided that I will be dressing up as the color orange this year! I have already bought 2 gallons worth of industry grade orange paint.. hope they don't mind my "little noisey" being visible on live TV! hehehaha

[itsdanoiz]

I have decided that I will be dressing up as the color orange this year! I have already bought 2 gallons worth of industry grade orange paint.. hope they don't mind my "little noisey" being visible on live TV! hehehaha

[itsdanoiz]

Been so busy, I apologize.

Trying to get that Halloween special ready to go in time. Lots of rushing about.

[itsdanoiz]

HI NOISE

[itsdanoiz]

uh

[itsdanoiz]

almost every time its something different too! last week she asked if I'd still love her if she was a spider.

[itsdanoiz]

Sorry for the dryness. Just been caught up with a bunch of shit. Nothing of interest really happens in Theodore's world as much as it does in Noise's world. Lots of phone calls, lots of meetings, marketing, rehab.. all that junk. Wish I could live in his fantastical little world sometimes..

..I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow at the groomer's so I can look all handsome 'n stuff for the fall. Yessir... gotta stay fresh for the ladies..

[itsdanoiz]

saw something. nevermind

I should probably be nicer maybe

[itsdanoiz]

I should probably be nicer maybe

[itsdanoiz]

Sometimes, I think about how really blessed I am to be living the life i currently have. I mean, years and years ago when I was just starting out, y'know what they had me doing? They had me dressing up in a skimpy little elf costume every. damn. year. Itched to high hell too.

That's what happens when you're a short guy just tryin' to get along in showbiz! They toss you into those humiliating roles forever unless you make a breakthrough!

[itsdanoiz]

the only thing youll ever redeem is coupons

my redemption is at hand

[itsdanoiz]

don,t worry i have like 20 other replicas

anyone interested in getting an official NTV signed noise suit ? lightly stained, just a bit of vomit from a few nights ago should come out with bleach and ammonia i think. should also get rid of the smell. dont ask me to wash it thats your job. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!!!!

starting bid 5,000 dollars obo

[itsdanoiz]

anyone interested in getting an official NTV signed noise suit ? lightly stained, just a bit of vomit from a few nights ago should come out with bleach and ammonia i think. should also get rid of the smell. dont ask me to wash it thats your job. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!!!!

starting bid 5,000 dollars obo