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its-richard-damnit · 7 months

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hey dick question: can u see out of your broken eye, or do you get an error when trying to see out of it? is it sensitive to touch?

RICHARD: That's NOT my name, and why would I know that? Why would I touch my eye? Would you like it if someone touched YOUR eye? No, I bet you wouldn't!

CONNOR: Don't break my camera! :(

RICHARD: And no, I can't see out of it. It's like trying to use a camera with a lens cap on. Pretty sure it shattered on impact when I got thrown into this shithole. RICHARD: Connor still hasn't found the right part to fix it, so I'm stuck like this for the time being.

#art post #sorry for the lack of updates i work fulltime in a deli and superbowl week happened

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its-richard-damnit · 8 months

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Hello! That’s quite a feat to transmit through the mantle of the earth. How did you end up underground! Who’s your friend?

CONNOR: Well, I was, admittedly, looking through the section of the building I'm not supposed to be in, looking for scrap to add to my collection, when the floor caved in! I really should've paid attention to the warning signs, haha… Either way, I ended up down here! Honestly, I'm lucky to be alive! :D

CONNOR: Oh! This is my new beeeeest friend, Dick! :D RICHARD: THAT'S NOT MY DAMN NAME AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. Get OFF 'a me.

CONNOR: (He's my friend, he just doesn't know it yet! ^_^ hehe)

#art post #thank u for the ask!! :3 #they love each otharrr

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its-richard-damnit · 8 months

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Hi!! i got your message, it works! how long have yall been down there?

CONNOR: Weeeell, I've only been down here a week, but it's been the longest week of my life! Nothing really to do here to pass the time except explore!

RICHARD: Well, the last time I saw the surface was back in 1991, sooo... 33 years?

RICHARD: ...But, I guess, technically I've only been awake down here for a week, since this one rebooted me.

CONNOR: This is true.

#answer #art post #tfw u slept for 33 years... good morning!#srry abt the overlay quality i forgor to add it on my pc

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its-richard-damnit · 8 months

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CONNOR: C'mon, work! ...Oh! I think it's on!

CONNOR: Hello, world! God, I spent so long trying to get this to work! I'm so excited to be connected to people again!! The connection is awful down here, haha!

CONNOR: Anywho, I've been going crazy down here with no people, so send me anything!

RICHARD: ...

RICHARD: Can we get going already? You're wasting time.

CONNOR: Just wait a second! I want to see if I can actually contact the outside world! Helloooo?

RICHARD: Ugh...

Asks are now open!

#ask blog #art post #asks open #portal au #its been a while since ive done one of these

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