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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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K-On walked so that Bocchi could...

...so that Bocchi could do whatever the hell all this is

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the best part of this site compared to twitter is random stuff will take off and get shit tons of notes. here watch!

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DON’T you ever forget about my fav image in the world

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Alisaie’s “Alphinaud is annoyingly making some good points” face

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Twitter decaying before our eyes not just socially but in terms of function and coding

Elon’s $8 verification literally handing people a tool to financially harm major corporations, one of which plans to sue him for it

Republican party raging at Trump because they blame him single handedly for their lack of a “red wave”

A new cryptocurrency disaster that has major crypto/NFT advocates panicking like their lives are over

I don’t hear people use the word schadenfreude that much anymore but it’s been a pretty tasty few days for it.

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Imagine losing your phone (or having it stolen, nobody's entirely sure) but you've got the location thing on so you can check from your computer where the phone is when it's turned on. You try to map out where the fuck it is, but it's been wandering around in places that don't have maps and people shouldn't access. It turns out that no matter who stole it, a fucking raccoon has it now, and you're pretty much run out of battery. You need this phone so you try to fervently figure out how the fuck you're going to get it back.

Okay, it hasn't been moving in a raccoon-like fashion for a while, so you're pretty sure that it's not being carried around by the raccoon anymore. Oh, it looks like it's been found, someone turned it on and charged it! A notification pings on your computer, someone has sent a message from your phone!

"23rqrferq233rqrw434r". The phone is moving on the GPS again. It has been picked up by another fucking raccoon!

...And that is roughly how I picture Sauron feeling when the Ring was once again carried by another hobbit.

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The Fellowship & Bilbo + 19th Century Character Trope Generator

bonus Sam/Frodo

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they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

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reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

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After receiving the news of Sherlock season 5 and Destiel it is only fair to assume that David Tennant will be reprising his role as the tenth doctor soon in this essay I will-

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Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.