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Should I step down as head of tumblr?
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I didn’t write this btw
Hello all my fans, this is Jacob speaking.
Today I am circumnavigating the globe on a quest to find the holy grail. I hope to encounter numerous knights who will come to my aid. Comment if you want to be a knight of the round table like ME! 🏆
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I’m #1 fan
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i have a lung infection this is my final message i love all of my fans goodbye
we will miss u king
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This is true activism
Supreme Court more like supreme fart
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Supreme Court more like supreme fart
#fart#fart sounds#supreme court#roe vs. wade#abortion#abolish the government#abolish the supreme court#democracy
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I am the one who sharts
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Hello all my fans, this is Jacob speaking.
Today I am circumnavigating the globe on a quest to find the holy grail. I hope to encounter numerous knights who will come to my aid. Comment if you want to be a knight of the round table like ME! 🏆
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah I'm a clown HALP * drowns *
I will hunt you down
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ranking planets based on the amount of ants on it
1. Earth - Over ten quintillion
2. All the other ones - 0
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