i’m looking up wigs for a cosplay, and i stumbled upon this absolute gem
like. each word makes it funnier, i’m dying
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I really hope that you were joking in that one post because the “give me all your eggs and bacon” thing was, in fact, parks and rec. Ron Swanson said it.
I have no idea what you’re talking about, all of these quotes are definitely from FMA.
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Riza Hawkeye: So, let’s start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now.
Barry: Chopping.
Riza Hawkeye: Chopping isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Barry: Well, maybe I feel choppy.
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What’s up everybody, I think DOGS SHOULD VOTE!
Greed, after getting beat up by Wrath and dragged back to Father
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I can’t believe I’m going to have to see Maes Hughes die again, on screen, in 2017, with my very own eyeballs.
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Edward Elric: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.
Alphonse Elric: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Edward Elric: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
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Jean Havoc: Hey boss, do we get vacation days?
Roy Mustang: Your job is a vacation. From poverty.
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Winry Rockbell: Ling, you disgust me.
Ling Yao: Ah, so you've discussed me.
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hello friends, just a teensy house keeping note, now that this blog is ~active~ again.
submissions are open, but i do monitor them! please do not submit anything offensive (most swearing and minor vulgarity is fine), also keep the quote as ‘in-character’ as possible. i will try to keep this blog more or less up to date, and let’s all have a good time! <3
also--promo-ing myself-- because that’s a thing i can do, my main blog is here, come hang out if you like star wars, books, and sci fi. :D
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I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.
Edward Elric
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And with just two posts you've made my day! :D
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Edward Elric: Why is everyone staring at me?
Jean Havoc: You just called Mustang “dad”. You said “thanks, dad”.
Edward Elric: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.
Roy Mustang: Do you see me as a father figure, Fullmetal?
Edward Elric: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.
Riza Hawkeye: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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I’m one of you now. Prettier and different and better, but one of you.
Greedling, joining Ed and the chimaeras
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what if i started updating this blog again...
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Hey, yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy, and hungry, and I’m NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
Ling Yao
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yes hi i just found this blog and 1) it is brilliant and hilarious and i love it and 2) i am going to sumbit a lot of things. mostly hamilton lyrics. uh. sorry in advance.
PLEASE. I’m all about Hamilton these days!
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Riza: *wears a dress for Hughes' wedding*
Maes: That dress looks great! I bet it'd look better on Roy's floor.
Roy: ...Are you hitting on Hawkeye...for me?
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