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Freddie: Does this shirt make me look gay?
John: Nah.
Freddie: *ties his shirt up in the front* What about know?
#source: scary movie#Freddie Mercury the fashionista#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#freddie mercury#john deacon#scary movie
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Roger: Alright, I still can't swim.
Brian: Roger, you promised.
Roger: They were gonna put me in with the kids at the Community Center. I can't be swimming with a bunch of 5 year olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Freddie: That's why on the first day, you have to take out the biggest.
Brian: Freddie, that's prison.
Freddie: Only if you let it be.
#source: sonic boom#i think Freddie went to prison#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#Freddie mercury#sonic boom
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Tumblr when Bezos' rocket malfunctions and vaporizes him
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Freddie: YOU READY TO JOIN THIS BAND, BOY!?!
John: Yeah, I'm ready!!!
Freddie: READY TO DIE FOR THIS BAND!?!
John: Yea— Wait like Die-die? I thought we were just hanging out.
#source: vine#John isn't ride or die#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#freddie mercury#john deacon#vine#ride or die
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Roger, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Brian, right behind him: He doesn't mean it! I'm sure you shower regularly!
#source: avatar the last airbender#Roger dont be mean#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#avatar the last airbender
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Brian, eating garlic bread: This is actually really good garlic bread.
Roger, also eating: Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat with every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
Brian: You'd get fat.
Roger: No, why will I get fat?
Brian: Bread makes you fat.
Roger: Bread makes you FAT?!
#source: scott pilgrim vs the world#it's worth it#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#maylor in a way#scott pilgram vs the world#garlic bread
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Roger: Brian, look the moon's out!
Brian:
Brian: That's the sign for Burger King.
#source: original#My dad thought it was the moon#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorrect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#burger king#moon
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John: What's a barracuda?
Freddie: You know that fish that brutally killed Nemo's mom and his siblings, that's the fish.
#source: original#RIP Nemo's mom and siblings#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#john deacon#Freddie mercury#original
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Freddie: Hey, Jim, you should go out with me!
Jim: I only date hot guys.
Freddie:
Freddie: *sets his head on fire*
#source: vine#someone put Freddie out#queen#queen band#inccorect quotes#inccorect queen quotes#jim hutton#Freddie mercury#vine#why freddie
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Freddie: Wanna see my impression of an American driver?
John: Alright.
Freddie: *appears on the other side*
John: *freaks out*
#source: vine#amazing impression Freddie#queen#queen band#inccorrect quotes#Freddie mercury#john deacon#vine
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Roger: Brian, I wrote a song for you. I'm not gonna tell you the name but its named after a month.
Brian: Is it called May.
Roger:
Roger: Lucky guess.
#source: parks and rec#i want roger to write a song about me#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#parks and rec#songs
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Freddie, on a computer: Please enter password... I forgot which one I used.
John: You really need to use the same password.
Brian: Yeah. Use 'RogerIsAnArsehole.' That's what I use.
Roger:
#source: original#don't be mean to him Bri#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#Freddie mercury#john deacon#brian may#roger taylor#passwords
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Brian: What's your greatest fear?
Roger: Coconut crabs.
Brian: What? Why?
Roger: *crying* They ate Amelia Earhart!
#source: original#coconut crabs are actually terrifying#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#original#amelia earhart#coconut crabs
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John: Freddie, what do you wanna eat?
Paul: The souls of the innocent!
Freddie: a bagel
Paul: NO.
Freddie: 2 bagels
#source: vine#let the man eat his bagels#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#john deacon#Freddie mercury#paul you prick#vine#bagels
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Roger: *dropping Brian off for school* OH! GET THAT EDUCATION, BRI!!! GET THAT EDUCATION!!! HELL YEAH! HELL YEEAH!!!
#source: vine#get educated yall#queen#queen band#inccorect queen quotes#inccorect quotes#roger taylor#brian may#vine#education#go bri go
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