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Sorry I haven't been active for the last few days... I mean years... How am I not fat?

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When his Facebook says into women but his grindr says power bottom

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I laughed harder than I should’ve.

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It's okay to stay in the closet longer, it gives you more time to coordinate your outfit

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most gays live in a closet

i live in a trash can

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Say it with me: "dat ass"

Feelin’ myself

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Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to have sex more than a straight guy, I just get more opportunities to hookup

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Lollllll

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I change "Fuck you!" to "Fuck Me!" if you're a solid 10

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You've heard of Gaydar

Now get ready for Bidetector.

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Overheard at the store

Some lady: You can't be gay! It's unnatural!

A guy: Well, so are your tits, but I don't hear any complaints.

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I have gotten……desperate

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It’s time to come clean about the GAY AGENDA

on behalf of all LGBTQ+ i would like to say that it is true, and we wouldve gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for you meddling kids

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Lightsaber Condoms

if you know what i mean...

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Confidence is sexy... if you post a pic in your underwear,  i will totally stalk your profile, just sayin...

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ME: dad, im gay.

DAD: im your mom.

*fist bump*

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The hardest part about about being gay is my dick