I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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be the change you want to see in your pocket
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perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
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she had the eyes of her mother and the dick of her father
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having good blogs follow you is a lot of pressure when you’re annoying
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