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“I was worried how my older male cat would react to the new female kitten. This is their first night together:” 

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Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

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y'know sometimes fanfiction is just an increasingly convoluted series of setups to make characters sit around and talk about their feelings, and that's ok

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I sort of wish that they would make a story or something about the second avatar. I mean that must have been strange as fuck to be like, 8 and you’re bending all the elements and no one can give you a reasonable explanation other than “this dude named Wan used to do that”

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MY ANACONDA-

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Y’all I don’t remember the title

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friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

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Are you OK ?

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black cats don't give you bad luck but hating black cats does in the form of my fists

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*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

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tshirt that reads "I went to the doctor and all they tested was my patience"

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How long do you have?

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