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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Don鈥檛 spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?
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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It鈥檚 only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
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I'm hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls
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finding out that someone is secretly a pervert is like when the clouds open up and the sun shines so beautifully over the tree tops and warms your skin
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