hooksrighthand
Stupid Smee, Stupid!
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hooksrighthand · 4 years ago
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part of me says “re-watch peter and the starcatcher and 3 other peter pan films and come back” and the other half of me is just here to say
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reminder that they’re absolutely gay thanks��
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hooksrighthand · 5 years ago
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"you aren't stupid, uncle smee." ( from alice ! )
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“ ya seem t’be onna the first to think so. ‘ad a couple of knocks upside me head this week fer somethin’ or other. mean a lot tho, i swears. ”
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hooksrighthand · 5 years ago
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( gentle reminder that i write george darling over at @darlingdearfather which is a side blog for my multi @mostlydadlads)
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hooksrighthand · 5 years ago
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nctamused replied to your post “i miss my boys….. hhmm….”
alice muse as soon as i saw this: unCLE SMEE !!! :D :D :D
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hooksrighthand · 5 years ago
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i miss my boys..... hhmm....
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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( in the MEAN TIME   LIKE THIS   and i’ll shuffle on into your PMs to plot/exchange discords yada yada ! )
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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“ I will never fear the sea, for I have salt water in my veins. ”
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“ WELL, if tha’s what ya think, lass. ”  there’s a shrug to his shoulders, pausing a moment before harshly slicing a rather dulled machete through the underbrush.  “ ain’t th’sea – er – r’rather sailin’ on it that i’m ‘ferrin’ ta. s’more sailin’ on th’roger, i’m warnin’ ya of. ”  a lip is bitten – and from the state of that lip it’d been bitten quite a lot. 
“ ain’t good luck ta ‘ave a woman on ships and such, been told – s’easy t’get bad luck na’ bad omens on th’sea. even then, don’t imagine th’crew would take nice-like to ya… bu’ if ye insist on comin’… ”
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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https://discord.gg/jguMMxj
PETER PANDOM DISCORD SERVER! Anyone is welcome! From the RPC to general fans!
It’s still moderately being worked on, but I want to try and get some people in here now so I can get opinions and ideas!
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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Excerpts from ‘THE BEST PIRATE STORIES EVER TOLD’ Starters
excerpts are taken from provided quotes and shanty lyrics from the book the Best Pirate Stories Ever Told edited by Stephen Brennan
“ Adios todos! ” “ Tip me the black spot. ” “ For my part, I am the most innocent person of them all, only I have been sworn against by perjured persons. ” “ May the God of infinite Mercy be merciful to your Soul. ” “ If I find you upon the island when I come back, I’ll carry you to Jamaica and hang you. ” “ Go tell your King, he is the King of the Land; but I am the King of the Sea! ” “ Are you merchants destined to any port, or are you merely adventurers and pirates, who roam the seas without any place of destination, and live by rapine and ruin? ” “ Don’t be in a fright, but put your clothes on, and I’ll let you into a secret. ” “ You must know I am Captain now. ” “ If you have a mind to make one of us, we will receive you. ” “ Here’s a boat, you shall be set on shore. ” “ I have committed murder and I know I must die for it. ” “ If you wish to add anything further you will still be heard. ” “ I believe I have said enough. ” “ No man is a pirate, unless his contemporaries agree to call him so. ” “ There’s nothing I can do. I cannot withstand my destiny. ” “ The devil told me last night in the great cabin that I shall be murdered. ” “ Fear not the sea, for those born to be hanged will never drown. ” “ It is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King. ” “ He was the mildest manner’d man that never scuttled ship or cut a throat. ” “ With such true breeding of a gentlemen, you never could discern his real thought. ” “ Pity he loved an adventurous life’s variety, he was so great a loss to good society. ” “ A-pirating we go! ” “ Far as the breeze can bear, the billows foam, survey our empire, and behold our home! ” “ These are our realms, no limits to their sway. ” “ Our flag the sceptre all who meet obey. ” “ No dread of death if with us die our foes. ” “ Repair the boat, replace the helm or oar. ” “ All obey and few inquire his will. ” “ She walks the waters like a thing of life. ” (in reference to a ship) “ Kiss the doubt from these delighted eyes. ” “ That man of loneliness and mystery scarce seen to smile, and seldom heard to sigh. ” “ Accuse not, hate not him who wears the spoils. ” “ There was a laughing Devil in his sneer. ” “ He, who would see, must be himself unseen. ” “ He knew himself a villain. ” “ Do you want to drown? You have a hole in the boat as big as my two fists. ” “ What! you won’t treat us, Cap’n? ” “ Let us see what liquor you brought from England. ” “ Why, you skinflint shark. ” “ If you drink not with us, we’ll broach your fat hull! ” “ It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear. ” “ It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey. ” “I only shed blood where another shed tears. ” “ We’ll win upon the tossing sea. ” “ I’m going to be a pirate with a bright brass pivot-gun. ” “ If you turn sober, and attend to business, perhaps in time I may make you one of my lieutenants. ”
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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( in the MEAN TIME   LIKE THIS   and i’ll shuffle on into your PMs to plot/exchange discords yada yada ! )
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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my guide to smees got fuckin flagged on my smee blog so im reposting it here smh
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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( should prolly try and update my dash icon and stuff and making my blog look nice from the outside but....... damn yall i’m lazy. )
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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( gonna try and come back here -- i love... my boy... i can’t just abandon him. forgive me my son. )
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hooksrighthand · 6 years ago
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