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@quinquangularist umm I just found out that you posted the witch!tubbo fic that I’ve been looking forward to for ages now and I’ve never felt greater betrayal than this

(for some reason the tubbo in this au gives me feral/flirty vibes but like in a contained kinda way, don’t ask why)

Link to the fic -> Impractical Magic

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I should be focusing on my finals but these two have been living in my mind rent free and I WAS RIGHT, THE LAST CHAPTER ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED ME YA’LL GO READ IT IF YOU HAVEN’T YET–

The fic is It's All Sacrifice and Violence (The History of Love) by @quinquangularist​!

My reaction to c!tubbo comparing ghostboo’s hands to those of his late husband:

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Gonna be posting individual frames from my animatic because they deserve justice

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POV: You’re Ran and the boy you have a crush on is about to kick your ass

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Some close-ups of the main stars of Bishop’s Knife Trick by @relaxxattack​. They have to put up with so much, none of them knew they were signing up to be third-wheels when they enlisted—

(Tasmin is here because Ran hadn’t turned up to work on time again. They didn’t sign up for any of this either.)

Here they are. The bane of my existence.

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Mash & Razz: *very uncomfortable with the energy they’ve created in the studio today*

Gyre: *not sure if they’re about to kiss or fight but wants to cheer them on regardless*

Tasmin: *is glad Ran finally pulled his head out of his arse and hopes he’ll stop moping around the workplace now, also the only one who gives a crap about protecting the youth from the horrible influence of those two, lest they too will embark on a 69K words-long journey during which they fall in love with and helplessly pine for a person who’s trying to kill them*

-- meanwhile --

Jackie: I could strangle you right now

Ran: Can you even reach my neck ?

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All of us after finishing Chapter 6 of It’s All Sacrifice and Violence (The History of Love) by the amazing @quinquangularist :

A silly little thing to contribute to the ever growing following you’re accumulating–

I have a few more works in store that are waiting for me to find some time to sit my arse down for a few hours to work on them, but meanwhile have this little crumb of an artwork/meme.

(Can you tell I’ve never drawn Ranboo or Wilbur before? I think YES.)

With that said, I would also like to take the time to thank you for writing THL. It’s honestly become my comfort fic and the amount of angst and fluff is just the right amount to both break my heart and mend it. Looking forward to creating more art based on your lovely story!

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Catboys are ruining Jackie’s life (namely one very tall, dark and handsome enderman)

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“Before Ran can catch himself, the General hooks his leg into his side and slams him downwards— at the same time pivoting himself to land atop him. As soon as they’re on the ground, Jackie grabs each of Ran’s wrists and pins them. His sword lays useless, too far away for him to reach.”

And THIS my friends and foes is exactly the moment where everyone realized that Jackie Brackett was a certified girlboss.

Honestly though the action scenes in Knifetrick are always SO good, wish they had fought a lot more honestly

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Two Assassins Walk Into a Bar..

I keep getting this idea for an AU where neither of them meet in The Pit and the story focuses more on their assassin backgrounds:

Jackie is not the general and Ran was never sent on a mission to kill him

Instead they’re both full-time assassins and they meet on the job

Ran is for some unspecified reason in the Overworld, and stumbles upon Jackie as he’s slitting someone’s throat/getting rid of a body/on a run.

The whole encounter was supposed to be a one-off experience, but it just keeps happening

Ran is utterly baffled (and begrudingly intrigued) by this boy who without hesitation held a knife to his throat AND flirted with him in what he thought were his last moments before realizing he wasn’t a threat

Jackie is just having so much fun watching Ran be a gay disaster and making him flustered

The story would also include a deeper insight into the boys’ pasts, specifically Jackie’s life before becoming an assassin, losing his father, his first kill (who it was maybe and how it’s changed him) and living on the streets (because I imagine that even if there was someone who’d take him in, he’d be too much of a stubborn knucklehead to actually accept the offer)

We’d also get to see Ran’s life back on Terminus and how the other Endermen treated him, as well as some more worldbuilding ?? perhaps

Parallels between them both being lonely suckers before meeting each other because I said so

I dunno bois I’m just a sucker for enemies to hesitant acquaintances to tentative friends to tender lovers

Enderman courting rituals ??? do they have any ??

Just a cute lil AU with lots of dumbassery, strange courting rituals involving death and flowers (namely desert bluebells), hiding dead bodies together, running from the government through the busy street markets and making up (and out) in the rain.

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The way I draw Ran is as inconsistent as ever;; please have mercy on me art gods, I promise I will eventually stick to one design one day when people stop making him look pretty in no less than fifty various ways

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Fish boi is my favourite side character I literally CANNOT stress that enough !!

Also I'm so sorry @relaxxattack but back when I didn't know you had a tumblr account and had no idea what any of the characters actually looked like I imagined Gyre as a...literal fish boi

In my defense– it was quite funny.

Please accept some small doodles of his actual design and Tasmin on the side as a token of my apology. I probably didn't get the colours right but when do I ever

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POV: you're one of the trainees that have to deal with these two's bullshit on a daily basis

Have some tender Ranjack as an apology for any broken hearts I might have caused with my previous post.