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this happened to me

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songs to crash your car to

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Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

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"getting kicked while you're down" is a very attractive description for what is generally a decidedly unsexy experience

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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

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life is too short not to believe that man is gay

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no! the patient will die without pathetic gay vampire. they need sexy biting to live

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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me, whenever someone asks what I like to do for fun

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i'm following the white rabbit into wonderland do y'all need anything

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i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation