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can't remember if i posted this already but

a while ago a friend of mine said "stop talking" to the "hot pockets" jingle and

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being this deep in fandom will have you driving and being like wow imagine if dean winchester had astigmatism

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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."

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PLEASE VOTE. IT MATTERS.

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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grey matter is the comedy queen of the season

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the word count: as long as the story itself is long enough, it doesn't matter how much time has elapsed within the story. it could span two weeks but if it's 100k, that's still a slowburn

the amount of time elapsed within the story: it could be a short 5k story but if it spans a decade, that's a slowburn

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"So-he-says/ so-I-says"....my dad quoted this for a week after watching! Judy plays such good character actors, often people who are so unaware of just how funny they are even in the tensest situations.

Like this scene from Adam's Rib!! Her face!! The pauses! She def murdered her husband!!

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Abbott and Costello (Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man)—We tend to forget how funny Abbott and Costello are because their entire legacy has been submerged by Who's On First, but they were OG comedy/horror vets churning out so so many movies that both played into the Universal horror scares and also sent them up brilliantly. I think Costello is super cute :3 (abbott is there too but mostly im submitting costello lez be real)

Judy Holliday (Bells Are Ringing, It Should Happen To You)—blonde ditsy jewish funny lady extraordinaire, always doing silly voices and looking fabulous!

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Abbott and Costello:

Judy Holliday:

Link to Facebook video of "Just in Time" from Bells Are Ringing

sorry about the kids, this just has a good sample of all her cute ditsy silly voices in bells are ringing! :)

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I was appalled that It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World was not mentioned! Buddy Hackett spends the entire movie a sweaty mess on the verge of a panic attack. It only gets more deranged after the clip below.

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Buddy Hackett (The Love Bug, The Music Man)—i like a guy who can sing a funny little song called 'shipoopi' and act like that is normal (music man fans rise up)

Louis de Funès (Hibernatus, La Grande Vadrouille)—He is THE French scrungly icon, everyone knows him and either loves him for his scrungliness or fucking hates it and there's no in between. He is The Scrungly. He is Little. He is amazing. His facial expressions, his little noises, his everything - he's freaking hilarious. Also he's not afraid to crossdress in his movies and he looks fucking AMAZING in drag just saying Old men fuckers, this is your call 💪

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Buddy Hackett

Other than playing Harold Hill’s best pal in The Music Man, he also voiced Scuttle the seagull in The Little Mermaid :)

Louis de Funès:

He is a small old comedy man, what else can I say? My mom loves him and even was disappointed that such a charismatic man wasn't in the hot contest.

Well... Look at him! He started as a jazz pianist, but he became super famous for his roles of angry little guys, or grumpy little guys, or very, very fractious little guys. A comedy, and in particular physical comedy, legend! And in all of them, he is scowling, contorting himself, seething, spitting words and incoherent with rage, making the funniest faces and noises and... he's like a very, very angry wet cat. Angry Wet Cat is, in fact, the best description I can come up with!!!! He was #ScrungleLifestyle #BornScrungly #Scrungle4Life

[editor's note: I don't speak French so let me know if anything in these clips is offensive. The first two clips are mostly physical comedy and a good introduction to Louis de Funès' physical humor.]

he is so silly!!!! little old man with crazy energy and facial expressions like you wouldn't believe!! the scrungliest!! he makes the most insane characters seem lovable due to his comedian skill and his scrungly quality :D my favorite actor of all times

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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Inauguration Day

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dont worry!