hardly-questionable

[hardly-questionable]

I really thought grief was just a constant state of catatonia but I’m entirely wrong bc you feel like you’re normal and okay for maybe most of the day but then it creeps up on you again and chokes you all out of nowhere and then you rebound and feel okay again and then there it is creeping up on you again and it literally never ends it’s like motion sickness

[hardly-questionable]

you really got to hand it to william shatner like he really said before i leave this stupid planet im going to canonise that pairing you constantly badger me about and that's beautiful it really is

[hardly-questionable]

cant lie this is hilarious to me

[hardly-questionable]

I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

[hardly-questionable]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[hardly-questionable]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[hardly-questionable]

People are always hating on Hugo Weaving's Elrond for not being atractive enough or looking too old for an elf but

He pulled off playing a younger, dashing, more physically active version of his character really well in the Hobbit while he was actually like 20 years older LMAO

People can hate on my man Hugo but he was the only one who genuinely looked younger and more handsome somehow, all the others looked visibly older, even Cate who is so beautiful and aged extremely will did look older than in LOTR but he didn't. I need some respect for him

[hardly-questionable]

Admit it, Spock. For people like us, the journey itself… is home.

[hardly-questionable]

Hand in hand

[hardly-questionable]

Im sorry but i have to talk about how the FIRST shot we see of kirk is him gently touching a flower

His softness is so important to his character that we are meant to instantly recognize that this is him. THIS is is his establishing shot in this short and i think thats so important

[hardly-questionable]

By the way DS9 leaves netflix tomorrow (July 1rst)

[hardly-questionable]

i think william shatner will be going back and forth between so anti spirk to the point of actual homophobia and so pro spirk it almost seems like he was in love with nimoy until the day he dies. and maybe even longer.

[hardly-questionable]

I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

[hardly-questionable]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[hardly-questionable]

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

[hardly-questionable]

look. spirk went canon for the first time when spock went into heat and they fucked wrestled on vulcan and spock's heat broke even though jim only faked his death. then they got divorced and spock tried to purge all emotion from his body. then spock realized that jim is his soulmate and feelings are good actually and they held hands which is vulcan for kissing and spirk went canon a second time. then spock died and they had to regrow his body and put his soul back in it and he had to relearn all his memories and finally he remembered jim and spirk went canon a third time. then they were married for a while and saved some whales, met god, had to deal with spock's terrorist cult-leader brother, space chernobyl happened and the soviet union the klingon empire fell and jim was framed for murder and spock had to find the real killer. then jim got sucked into another dimension and died (don't @ me i refuse to even watch this one) and spock got zapped into an alternate universe where he didn't know anyone and had to play spiritual guide to chris pine and zachary quinto. and NOW, thanks to executive producer bill fucking shatner, old jim got to meet even older spock on the astral plane one last time and DOUBLE HELD HANDS which we can only conclude is vulcan making out with tongue. so yes, for a fourth time, spirk has gone canon

[hardly-questionable]

citation: so said Legolas