Catch me on your son's skype eating pasta and talking shit.
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beach boys songs are about:
driving with my baby
they dont surf like us
would you be sad if i killed myself
love to play with my shoes off
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i wish i were a petri dish the scientists forgot to clean before grabbing their coats, and heading home for the weekend to eat a big potroast dinner
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