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Technically put this up yesterday, but I did some tweaking, and thought it was worth a full re-post.

Co-written with my buddy Jocelyn!

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i’m committing to this bit #vapeculture #feminism https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5oihIAlus/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=msxsuo0invgv

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what cometh before the fall? that’s right: iced coffee. #pride #notthegaykind #thebadkind #☕️

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maybe a little premature with that first sign... #now #kindanow #practicallyliterallynow

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contained my teen delinquent urges & just added the comma digitally instead of with a sharpie #punctuationmatters #gooddeedfortheday #smartchoices #selfless #saint

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what’s the best drill bit for dimples? i want like, huge Bianca del Río ones. i’m thinking 1/2” circular bit but i dunno, suggestions welcome #biancadelrio #diy #selfimprovement #flipthisface #flopthisface

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Do not vote for Syznal if you are pregnant or may become pregnant, or if you are breastfeeding. The most common side effect of voting for Syznal is redness and irritation at the voting site. Track down your doctor’s home address and tell them all of the medications you are taking before voting for Syznal. Some people have experienced facial hyperhydrosis, night terrors, restless leg syndrome, and homicidal somnambulism after voting for Syznal. #localelections #staywoke #knowledgeispower

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there are many unamused cats, but this one is mine. #gonnacasuallyleanonthispile #ohnoimslipping #itsfineignoreit #thehumanswontnotice #playitcoolplayitcool

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All men must learn. #polyglot #polymath #polywhatever #learningisfun #readingisfundamental #duolingo (at Northampton, Massachusetts)