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Two pills just weren't enough. The alarm clock's going off, but you're not waking up. This isn't happening.

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I don't want to see you for a couple of years but yours is a funeral I would fly to from anywhere.

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I know you're still worried I'm gonna get scared again and make my insides clean with your kitchen bleach. I've kissed enough bathroom sinks to make up for the lovers that never loved me.

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The reason I haven't written back is because I'm still doing all that bad shit I was.

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THE 96 ARE SMILING SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY, THIS IS OUR NEW ISTANBUL

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How do i tell a girl i like her

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

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Not everything happens for a reason. Some things happen purely because evil exists in the world. That did not happen to you because you deserved it. It didn’t happen to you because you needed to learn a lesson. There are lessons you can learn without experiencing pain.

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The Story So Far- Mock

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The thought of you helps me wake up every day.

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this whole “we dont get to choose who we love” thing was such a shitty™ idea i want to know who was responsible for this, we need to talk .

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She’s not the one, bro

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I can't be upset because I haven't said anything.

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The Boston Globe imagines a Trump presidency

The editorial board over at the Boston Globe really doesn’t want you to vote for Donald Trump, and their latest cover is proof. In a bold editorial move, Sunday’s print edition of the paper touted satirical headlines from a possible not-too-distant future, where a Trump presidency is in full swing. While most were intentionally dark, the fake story about NASA is pretty hilarious.

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My old man always swore that hell would have no flames, just a front row seat to watch your true love pack her things and drive away.

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Ah yes. I haven’t been scrolling through my dashboard lately, just posting whenever I come on. I scrolled today and was thinking about how there’s not much porn on Tumblr anymore, and bam, there’s a penis and a naked girl.