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Percy: Dude, are you a newspaper?

Apollo:No, why?

Percy: Because it a new issue with you every fucking day.

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Always reblog! There's not enough Blitzstone! Always reblog Blitzstone! What's that? More Blitzstone!

(6/?) Favorite Teams - The Empty Cups

“Don’t worry, kid.“ Blitz brought out the silken cord. “This rope can’t be weakened. And Hearthstone’s right. We might as well tie it to one another for safety.” “That way if we fall,” Sam said, “We’ll fall together.” “Sold,” I said, trying to tamp down my anxiety. “I love dying with friends.”

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just in case no one told you today...

good morning

you’re beautiful

i love you :)

nice butt

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That's the meaning of immortality

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

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This is good stuff

I made another drawing of Nico on my phone with my fingers…it’s fun but quite some work lol ~please reblog if you like it~

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This chicken be like: Ain’t nobody telling me this is only my emo phase. YOU SEE THIS MAMA  THIS IS THE TRUE ME!

Goth Chicken Is Completely Black from Its Feathers to Its Bones

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I am so small and bitter. I’m like a human espresso.

Amren probably (via incorrectacomafquotes)

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Aedion's crush on Rowan

*after QoS prison break*

Aedion: Wait, you and Prince Rowan are a thing?

Aelin: Yeah, why?

Aedion: You sure? Like, Rowan Whitethorn? THE Rowan?

Aelin: Yes. I'm sure.

Aedion: *sigh*

Aedion: *takes out bucket list and erases "Do Prince Rowan Whitethorn" off the list*

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Rowena: Let me tell you a story.

Dean: Okay!

Rowena: Once upon a time, there was an angel, and he descended into Hell to save a Righteous Man... *proceeds to tell Dean & Cas's story* and today they are still alive, as best friends.

Dean: Best friends!?! You mean after all this, they don't get together!?! Why?

Rowena: Yes, I do wonder why...

Rowena *looks directly into the camera*

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Bromance/Romance

Alright, guys. 

THIS ISN’T a bromance: 

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance: 

NOT THIS:

GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU

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All hail Boof.

look at my ridiculous cat

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In the future

Thinking about the fact that Magnus is gonna lose, not only his husband Alec, but also a son because Raphael ain’t gonna live forever. And then the fact that Max is gonna have to be there for centuries watching both his father and his brother leave the world, along with friends, family members and civilizations. 

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Survival skills since always

You know when it sometimes feels like it’s someone in the backseat of your car. But then you think to yourself, nah, I’m only being paranoid so you just ignore this really uncomfortable feeling of doom approaching.

And then you get fucking kidnapped by an angry angel with no powers who takes you to an empty alley and stabs you in the throat to communicate with his scary-ass angel boss.

Cuz I’ve had that feeling, but I have always sat in the backseat so if an angel wants to fucking kidnap me - which I consider a BIG if - they are gonna have to hide in the fucking trunk. 

Survival skills.

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Meanwhile me: Once upon a time... There lived a bunny... on Mars? Yes, on Mars. The bunny was green and called... Mr. Red... Because Mommy Bunny was color blind.

Yeah, this looks like a story that’s gonna sell great. The Story of the Red Bunny Who Was Actually Blue.

Sjmaas wrote a book in 5 days

Not even a novella.

A full novel.

In. Five. Days.

What am I doing with my life…

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HARRY, YOU LIL' SHIT! DID YOU PUT YOUR EFFING NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FREAKING FIRE??!?!?!

Dumbledore asked calmly.

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 Since I din’t really have any social life anyway I thought what the heck, I might as well. So I looked it up, and the first thing I saw was this adorable little shit staring down from my screen and then I knew my life was ruined. Fucking Supernatural made me watch twelve years work of television in less than two months. And don’t even get me started on season 4 when the fucking most savage and amazing angel was introduced.

And from that season forward the only thing I thought about 24 hours/day was fucking Destiel and how it could not yet be canon. I mean, WTF screenwriters. So much subtext.