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i wish yummy food didnt have calories and gross food did
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hey if your name starts with a B hmu cuz my apple stem thinks were meant 2 be
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i sneezed on my birds and they lok like they want to peck my eyes out
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i found laxatives in my medicine cabinet i cant wait to use them #realthanksgivingtalk
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so im talkin 2 thsi weird indian kid n on fb and he changed his relationship status to in a relationship so i chat him and i waws like lol who are u dating聽 and he was like "y.. do u wanna date me or somethin?:)'
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me talking to a black kid on facebook
him: would u suck my dick for 5 dollars?
me: brb
him: wats a brb
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the upside to having a dog that sheds a lot is that if you wanted to add carpet to a room your dog can do it for you
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remember how i had to do a research paper well ym teacher was reading it and she was like you dont like using commas or periods do you because there was a paragraph with like one period it was so cute its because i made 10 hour long sentences on here real talk
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