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Do what others do

quick what is everyone doing right now

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When I laugh as a man, when I laugh as a woman, if I don't laugh, I stand on all fours and attack you like a wolf.

im a man when its funny im a woman when its funny and when nothing is funny i drop to all fours and maul you like a wolf

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evil shrimp giving breakup advice: If you've got prawnblems with him why don't you pick him up… eat him?

evil shrimp giving breakup advice: If you have prawnblems with him why not shrimply… krill him?

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Josh Hutchison, you're so good at playing little kids who don't know what's going on, but you give it your all.

josh hutcherson, you are so good at playing grimy little dudes who have no clue what’s going on but you put your all into it

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I remember the girls who had nothing to do with the class

I blog for girls who never had anyone to partner up with in class

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I think the main reason people forget about the Winchesters is that Sam is a real delinquent girl and Dean is addicted to endless porn.

i think the most important thing people forget about the winchesters is that sam is a true crime girlie and dean has a hentai addiction

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A quick call? This is too much for me. I like you

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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Yes, but my worldview has changed to crystals under bubble glass (echoes of the Saintes bush).

ok but rhinestones beneath shattered glass (saint undergrowth echo) legitimately changed my worldview

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Only people who like this post can see this post

this post will be seen by someone who is so cool

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just tried a new style of photography

just tried a new art style

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I can talk to anyone

can i talk to someone

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This is what love and affection are like.

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Red, as I think of them ~

pink, like my feelings for them~

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Fold the tail of me

nothing wrong with me

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Despite what superstition would have you believe, there are some gems that are scientifically proven! Unfortunately, the stones are uranium and the aura is cancerous.

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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The golden rule: penis

The Golden rule: projecting

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I live under the lake. Yes, a very relaxing stay

i live at the bottom of a lake. yes it's a very sedimentary lifestyle