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made these stupid ‘true…’ discord emotes with chiikawa

go my morgan freeman true emote

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the original betterhelp

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god forbid anyone boogie down nowadays 😒

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fufilling my childhood dream of living in a hollow log

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I did not know they were stackable ?????????

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snow leopard christmas

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gravity defying maneuver

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image of me after putting my ac at 16 degrees

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the silly amuseable snow leopard

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oh okay

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The dudes I work with are very macho and big on hiding their emotions from each other because dudebro culture. But then the sunrise looks like this:

"Braaaaaaah!"

"Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah!"

"The fuck is that color chartreuse?"

"Nah dumbass chartreuse is green thats safety orange."

"Yah can't call a sunset 'safety orange' it's not very poetic."

"Hey BabyJake- what color you call that?"

"...beautiful..."

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what an atrocity to me, the most legendary bard in the entire magical forest. I was playing my lute for the queen of the fairies while you were still a thought conceived in your mother’s brain.

back in my day, the only thing people knew about was MY songs. no "thunder" or "radio" or even "102.3" (WHAT EVEN IS THAT???) was invented, so people relied on actual TALENTED BARD SINGERS to do what i used to do. nowadays, young kids listen to this “RADIO" because they have NO APPRECIATION for the ARTS!!!!

this is why bard culture is DYING! all you new bards with your "lutes" and "harps" are HORRIBLE compared to us old guys. I used to enchant entire villages with just a flick of my LUTE STRING! (the LUTE IS BETTER THAN A HARP.) today's "bards" use "microphones" and auto tune! back in my day, we had to ACTUALLY SING!!! (which was a GOOD thing.)

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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I see you have studied the finest quotes of old

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pov me jumping to get gatsby tickets:

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if i’m a rose, i’m a rose under glass

frozen at its pinnacle

more cynical by the day

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"Mr. Gatsby? It's 7 in the morning."

"TODAYS THE 💥DAY💥"

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“She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, sheltering arms, a cosy bed, and to love and be loved in return.”

— Starra Neely Blade