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im rly high so this is prob nothing but i have a new girl and shes like THIS

her name is angel n the lil fella on her cheek is her husband carl n she works at the gay bar

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for those that live in the emperor's wake

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Aequorin can't say it so I will, if you're so fat phobic that round caterpillar dragons annoy you, you're weak, why are you playing an online pet sim with a bunch of furries lol???? Get good + get real + fat dragon supremacy + no wenches + don't care + having fun + playing :3

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oh my god I have the Minimum Guy

the least amount of Guy possible

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tomo just asked me what breed roundsey was, then followed that up immediately with a question about how long spiral breeding cooldowns are.

do you. do you have something to tell me tomo

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flight rising fans i know we've all made the connection of everlux and aethers having beef because of the paper thing but listen. everlux who writes love letters for their aether partner to eat. is that anything

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Guys I had a thought I needed to get out real quick

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"They don't fit Light's aesthetic!"

Lumimax.

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smile

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read the new breed lore. yeah

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The Weak Non-Constructive Everlux Hater: Their art is soooo bad :/ why do they look like that? The artists should fix it

Me, the Awakened and Effervescent Male Pearlcatcher Disliker: Thou art a weak fool for thinking that is the breed with the most problems. Behold. You shall now and forever notice how gargantuan the back wing is compared to the front one.

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this shit rules actually

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i KNOW i said I wouldnt make anymore original posts about them but guys.

they aren't walking on their legs very much. guys they are wiggling. they are scooting and wiggling like bugs. the legs are hands for holding things and sewing and maybe slight movements. they are pushing themselves with their thick body muscles. like grubs. grubs do not walk on their front feet v much they push themselves with their backsides and wriggle.

their main locomotion is flight and small pushing movements.

guys

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added lore to my fr page where dragons born with primal eyes are considered the illegitimate children of their element's deity and everyone has different opinions about this. some think it's something holy and magical (one of the parents must have valued the deity above even their partner!!! [said with a reverent and approving tone]), some see it as proof of spiritual adultery (one of the parents must have valued the deity above even their partner!!! [said with a shocked and astonished tone]), my clan mostly sees it as cool and kind of funny (ha ha the plaguebringer fucked your mom!! [said in the tone of a 14 year old boy])

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staff better double down after all this and make the next breed release fatter