I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
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when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore.
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i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up
i fucked up so much
i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much
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test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
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Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
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OITNB posts here
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