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Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

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We are trying

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If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.

Mik Everett  (via exlupus)

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Portrait of Thranduil by Jankolas

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the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength

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You are drowning yourself by overthinking everything. The next time you find yourself overthinking or beating yourself over something, picture something simple and put no thought into it. Look at the trees moving in the wind or take a moment to look at how beautiful this world is. This world is too beautiful for you to waste your time in unecessary thoughts that are just drowning you.

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untitled by Mii Y on Flickr.

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Doodle that got a bit out of hand and suddenly became my first foray into Tolkien fan art?  Idril being perved at by her cousin in Gondolin.

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what if elrohir or elladan ever babysat estel

Elrohir: Ada I've lost hope

Elrond: Do not yet despair, there is still hope

Elrohir: No I mean I've lost Hope

Elrond: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM

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I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

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November 2, 2015. The Queen was seen out on a hack riding her favourite pony Carltonlima Emma, riding along the river bank in Windsor, Berkshire.

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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

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“That favorite teacher you had”

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LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

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[lestrade voice] this woman shot herself in the head… but what happened next will blow your mind