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Ah, there’s something new about today. As new and satisfying as a fresh coat of paint. Let us introduce the brand-new Squeezer!
Based on our recent findings, the Squeezer is a new type of shooter with multiple firing modes. Squeeze once for a single high-power ink shot. Hold down to fire continuously. So basically, an enterprising young Inkling should press repeatedly when fighting opponents and hold down when inking turf. Wonderful! Completing this kit is the Splash Wall to protect your team, and the long-range wonder known as the Sting Ray.
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Pearl and Marina are putting the Boo in Boo-yah! And someone tell Lil’ Judd to stop staring at us like that! Have a Splatty Halloween tomorrow squid kids!
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Extremely aggravating!
#michael phelps death stare#michaelphelpsdeathstare#death stare#michael phelps#cantsleep#can't sleep
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What happened to Steve Erwin was a freak accident. These creatures are very docile as zoophagous stated.
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I believe in Wretched Tooth. He has my vote!
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Bernie Sanders looking at a bird who flew up onto his podium during his speech in Portland.
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do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
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This is really cool. :-)
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Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.
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Set a positive example. Treat everyone with respect, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are.
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Aja Apa-Soura van gogh never saw golden gate van gogh never saw the great wall van gogh never saw christ the redeemer van gogh never saw stonehenge van gogh never saw eiffel van gogh never saw mount fuji van gogh never saw hollywood van gogh never saw taj mahal
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Women’s Problems And Everyday Lives In Hilariously Honest Comics
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