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“Ooooh to go back in time and see how people used to live in the past” shut up the only reason i wanna be alive in 530 AD is so i can have a threesome with byzantine emperor Justinian I and his wife Theodora actually

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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

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Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

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Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

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She ate and left no crumbs

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Anti anxiety.

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BRUCE: I’ve created jobs by keeping Wayne Enterprises in Gotham. I’ve provided scholarships to every employee of my company and I offer them to others as well. I’ve built orphanages and hospitals, including mental health facilities. I’ve provided jobs to ex-felons right out of prison so they can rebuild their lives. I’ve supported pro-reform political candidates and the few honest cops in Gotham City.

BRUCE: It’s going to take time to reform the system and lift this city out of poverty and corruption, so I think I’ll spend my evenings protecting the people who live here. Tonight, I’m going after the criminals preying on the sex workers struggling to make a living in Crime Alley.

BRUCE: And once I’ve kicked some ass, I’ll offer their victims jobs at Wayne Enterprises so they can get off the streets and have stable, safe, legal employment. I’ll pay for any education or training they might need.

ALFRED: Don’t forget your cape, sir.

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me every time

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Say it with me

[To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It"]

Asexual doesn't mean sex repulsed

Asexual doesn't mean sex repulsed

Just because someone likes an action

Doesn't make it the same as attraction

Asexual doesn't mean sex repulsed

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I want to see Kermit the frog maim or even kill quentin tarantino

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what if I lit like four matches at once

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I agree.

GUYS GUYS GUYS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

thank u for your time

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Okay. So. Does anyone else just sit at home being yo gay ass self then the overwhelming thoughts of "I WANT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND" pop into your mind a remind you how lonely you are?? No one? Just me? Okay.