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someone already beat me to the punch but ill upload it anyways
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deceit: Hello my love
deceit: Oh i mean my rival
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alternative name for loceit
falsehood
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Deceit *looking at his fingers*: I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
Virgil: HEY!
Deceit: I wasn't talking to you! *walks over to Logan* Help...
Logan: Hm? *looks up from his book* What seems to be the problem?
Deceit: Cactuses are mean.
Logan: Ah, I see the problem. *summons a tweezers and pulls out the prick*
Deceit: Thank you.
Logan: no problem *grabs Deceit's cape and kisses him on the cheek*
Deceit: *flustered squeak*
Virgil: MY E Y E S !
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You know, I was waiting to post this drawing so i could finish the speedpaint.
But i’m lazy. So just have the drawing.
Characters belong to Thomas Sanders I just used them for fun
[Also yes those two are Indeed, my faves]
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Deceit: I would never say, not even as a joke, that my husband, Logan, is a little bitch and I hate him.
Deceit: That is just not true.
Deceit: My husband is a little bitch and I love him very much.
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Deceit: I am my own person.
Deceit: I listen to no one.
Deceit: I make the rules.
Deceit: I am the Supreme Leader.
Deceit: What I say goes.
Deceit: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.
Logan: Deceit, come here for a moment.
Deceit:
Deceit: Fine.
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This but Deceit
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Logan:have you had anyone around?
Remus:no...well...
Logan:have you lock the door?
Remus: no, I just close it!
Logan:what? Why!?
Remus: I'm afraid of losing my keys!
Logan:*faceplams*
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Headcanon Deceit after finding out Thomas is going to the freakin wedding after Selfishness vs Selflessness™
I’m not taking any constructive criticism. Inspired by this
Do not repost use or edit my art Commissions are OPEN | Links in the Bio
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“you’re toxic”
havent animated in a hot minute so this was refreshing to do
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So,,, I saw your post on lociet and when you mentioned Logan and deceit as like,, partners in crime I almost died of excitement. Do you think you could give out some partners in crime lociet headcannonss?
Um heck yes!!!!!! I assume you’re referring to when I said serial killer/criminals Loceit au so I’m going with that.
They’ve known each other since they were kids, and having been dating since high school
They’ve probably been living together since they moved out of their parents’ houses
Logan’s a science teacher at the local high school, and Dee is a magician for kids’ birthday parties
Everything is pretty normal in their lives for a while, until one day Logan comes home early and finds Dee with a dead body in the kitchen
Dee’s trying to remove body parts (for selling on the black market) and they both freeze when they see each other
After a few moments of silence, Logan calmly says ‘You know, there’s much more efficient ways of doing that’
As it turns out, Dee’s only just started killing people, and it’s mostly for money (selling organs etc on the black market or being paid to kill certain people)
After they deal with the body, he explains everything to Logan, and he joins him
They become very good at it
The main way that they kill people is the two of them go out at night and Dee finds a victim (if they haven’t already been chosen) and grabs them (threatening with a knife/gun) and shoves them in the back seat of the car (next to Dee) with Logan driving in the front
They go to an isolated house probably in or near a forest that Logan bought with their organ money (organs sell for surprisingly well on the black market)
Dee kills and removes the organs, and then usually disposes the body in the woods himself
And Logan deals with the black market aspect - finding buyers, getting things they need, etc
Logan still works as a science teacher in the daytime (it gives him an excuse to study things to do with organs etc) and Dee still does the magician stuff (he enjoys it)
They tend to stick to murder, as that’s what they’re good at, and they keep it between the two of them
They don’t trust anyone else
They also keep themselves pretty isolated - slowly disconnecting from their families, and not making any other friends
They don’t want anyone to find out
But, despite all of that, they’re happy
They love each other deeply
And eventually Dee uses some of that black market money to buy wedding rings (they don’t have a big wedding party, they just sign the papers, but that’s good enough for them)
Maybe they get caught, maybe they don’t
Depends whether or not you want it to be angsty or not
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@frankiprowsworld asked for Loceit for the crack ship asks so here ya go
I honestly need more sympathetic deceit ships in my life
Anyway
Loceit
Kinda like Logince acc but idk a bit more chill, classy and with more room for evil
Like Dee and Logan as partners in crime? They could kill people and get away with it
(Side note if anyone wants a serial killer/criminal loceit au lemme know i need that)
Anyway
They’re both nerds tho
You saw Dee in the lies episode, he knew a ton about psychology
And yeah that could have been him just learning stuff to play Patton well, but I prefer to think of it as him being obsessed and v interested in psychology
Maybe he and Logan take turns just ranting about they current favourite interests
Logan can rant about constellations and space, and then when it’s Dee’s turn he can rant about Kant or other philosophers and whether or not he agrees with them
They both enjoy actually being listened to for once and this is probably how they fall in love tbh
They also start enjoying the subjects too and looking forward to learning more about then
Dee, kicking Logan’s door open at 3am: Logan you would not believe the shit I just learned about (insert philosopher here)
Logan, using a phrase from a vocab card Roman gave him: Spill the tea, Dee
Lmao sorry i just think i’m funny
Anyway these nerds do that all the time
They also probably learn stuff like slow dancing etc together cos that would be something they both secretly want to learn
Also these boys probably love affection honestly
But they don’t like asking for it from others so just sneakily snuggle a bunch in private
(Roman has probably taken a ton of secret photos as ‘blackmail’)
Idk i just love these snuggly nerds
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Logan: You have a face.
Deceit: Yes.
Deceit: I do.
Logan: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.
Deceit: Thanks??? I think.
Logan: Please accept my attempt at flirting, I don’t know what I’m doing.
Roman*in the background*: your doing great!
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