funny-school-quotes
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Almost the entire class: *to the tune of holloback girl* OOOOOHHHHHHH FLEAS ON RATS FLEAS ON RATS THIS PLAGUE IS BUBONIC! B-U-B-O-N-I-C!
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Person A: *holding a Starburst wrapper*
Person B: I wonder what one of those would taste like...
Person A: Oh, I’ve eaten one before. It was kinda gross. Tasted like wax.
Person B: Well no duh it tasted like wax, it’s WAX PAPER
Person C: Wait, how do you know what wax tastes like??
Person A: *uncomfortable silence*
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“Shh, don’t think! Just do math.”
-my algebra teacher
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“Okay, just give me a second, I’m signing my life away.”
-a teacher in first hour
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Teacher to class: What do you call an alligator that knows directions?
Person sitting in front of me, shouting: FAT!
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“Ya know, with that beanie you kinda look like a sexy jellyfish”
“Yeah you’re right... I’m going to change your contact name to sexy jellyfish”
-my friends to me
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“Shhh! You might anger the Jojo Siwa stan!”
-idk who it was a while ago
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“Thankfully we aren’t throwing those straws away, we’re using them on buildings. Saving the turtles one straw at a time!”
-a teacher in third hour
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“If you touch the lemon I will SCREAM.”
-someone in my group project
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http://chng.it/97Q8kb4TTR
Not a quote but still VERY IMPORTANT
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YouTube is Closing down ALL family friendly channels
If you haven’t already heard about this, the FTC is planning to remove ALL channels deemed “family friendly” by the end of 2019
What this means is that content creators’ videos will be demonetized (no ads will run on videos, thus no income)
In addition to that, the comments will be disabled, leading to NO interaction between the audience and the creator.
Content creators will either be moved to the YouTube Kids app or will not be supported by the main YouTube overall.
This includes:
Game Theory
Most if not all doll-customization channels
Food channels
Education channels
Art channels
Heck, even gaming channels might get hit by this!
There’s already a petition for this, so please please please go sign it if you don’t want YouTube to be even more messed up
http://chng.it/q6MwLg5HnM
And if you want more info on this matter, feel free to go ahead and watch Phillip DeFranco’s video about this as well as J House Law’s (creator of the petition) video on it
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“What the hell is a G#?!”
-a girl in my ADVANCED CHOIR
(fucking choir dude)
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I’d like to point out this girl is now my girlfriend. I don’t know how to feel about this now...
“I’ve always wanted to be held up and choked, you know? That’d be so cool!!”
-Another friend in 7th hour
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“And then they went redneck. Those bitches...”
-a friend in first hour
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“They’re all naked. Check!”
-a student in first period
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“Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil!”
-a crowd of students in the morning
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