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Cursed
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lgdkdjsjdhasgkdgdss
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i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015
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my hall is having a function where we eat ice cream in our pajamas but, Unfortunately, the RA decided the correct name for this fun, family-friendly activity was “BJs in your PJs”
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i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch
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I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.
This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.
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The death of Tumblr. (2018)
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online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left
A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die
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just imagine the jokes LMAO
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