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Fellas, is it gay to think about someone so much that an evil forest kidnaps you?

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Can you imagine Dredge as a movie series or tv show? Like each movie/episode is a different area. I feel like that’d be pretty cool

(Can you tell I started watching Gem’s Dredge Vods?)

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Can someone get Grian a hat that says “fish want me, ghosts fear me” pretty please

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I need someone with more artistic talent than me to draw shoulder Angel Gem and shoulder devil Grian and Grian is trying to take the halo from Gem saying “I think I’m a bit more the Angel” or whatever it is he says pretty please

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Do we actually like… know what the Watchers opinion of Gem is? Martyn did the mention of how the Watchers feel about Lizzie but I really want to know what they think of Gem

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I need you guys to hear me out on some hardcore lore I just basically thought about (I also haven’t looked any of this up, so if it’s not original, I’m very sorry)

That one episode of Limited Life, with Gem and Lizzie has been stumping me because I know people say that like, they were summoned to take over Pearl and Cleo’s bodies but then I think about the scene where they’re at the table alone and are confused and acknowledge each other as friends.

This means that these versions are the same as the ones on Empires and Hermitcraft and they know each other most likely from those worlds (as opposed to some of the other Lifers not recognizing each other in the crossovers)

So here’s my little thing because Lizzie joining makes sense as she was in a life series before but how did the Watchers find and choose Gem?

So obviously the Watchers went to grab Lizzie from Empires and while they’re there, they look around for other people they can grab as a candidate and come across this butterfly winged priestess of the Sun.

A little weird, but not the strangest thing on that server.

However, just before they leave her out completely, they notice something strange in her player code.

She’s a duplicate, with her other self on Hermitcraft, the other main server that the Life people are from. They check her stats, finding she has a strong love for pvp, including a high number of kills on a certain ex-husband of the very person that needs a replacement for the week.

It’s an easy choice.

After the session, they keep tabs on her. Who knows, maybe they’ll need another player in the next games.

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The Trio trying to help Grian finish the back of his base:

Impulse: Hold my hand, you are going to finish it, you’re doing great

Gem, literally pushing him towards the base: Go, go, go, go, go do it

Scar: I will shoot you in the face if you don’t finish it

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I know Grian’s most recent episode has many funny bits and new iconic moments but I think my favorite is the fact that it seems Gem was able to restrain herself from killing Grian, one of the hermits she actually hasn’t taken the head of yet

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Edit: I apologize for my sins, Mars is so much cooler

If Martyn is added to the Winner’s Sun, Moon and Stars group, can he be a comet/meteor?

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If Martyn is added to the Winner’s Sun, Moon and Stars group, can he be a comet/meteor?

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Cleo: Hey guys, my computer died so I’m sending in a replacement for this week!

Limited Life members: Oh got it, no problem, but who-?

Gem: Hello!

Bdubs who watched her most recent Hermitcraft episode:

Scar, who got beaten by her in a bow fight:

Tango, having flashbacks to Tango’s Trials:

Impulse, remembering his head in her dungeon:

Joel, Martyn, and Jimmy, all remembering her kills on them in MCC:

Grian, remembering Champ the Frog:

Lizzie, confused:

Etho, who was annihilated by her a literal week ago: …shit

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I imagine Sherman, while trying to be helpful to Ellis when he first showed up to camp said something like “if you get too attached to people, they’ll become a weakness, and they can be used against you,” fast forward to when Sherman asks Miranda out and Ellis, ignoring the technical tradition of throwing both of them in the lake, hurls his brother into the lake while cackling at him that he was eating his own words. Fast forward a bit further to when Ellis and Cecil start dating and Ellis is mentally prepared. Prepared for Sherman to chuck him in the water, also laughing.

Yeah I’m tired

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Ellis is nearsighted and has glasses that he almost never wears cause like, they might break and why would he wear them if he’s already close up when fighting but the first time Cecil saw him with them on just around camp he had to avoid looking at him because he kept blushing if they made eye contact

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Names that I can never hear the same without thinking of fictional characters

- Annabeth- PJO

- Regina- Mean Girls

- Paul- Guy Who Didn’t like Musicals

- Reyna- PJO

- Thalia- PJO

- Talia- RTC

- Mischa- RTC

- Gerald- Black Friday

- Percy- PJO

- Clarisse- PJO

- Elsa- Frozen

- Kirsty- Rainbow Magic

- Maria- West Side Story

- Piper- PJO

- Hermione- Harry Potter

- Ron- Harry Potter

- Neville- Harry Potter

- Cedric- Harry Potter

- Blaise- Harry Potter

- Pansy- Harry Potter

- Millicent- Harry Potter

- Marlene- Harry Potter

- Dorcas- Harry Potter

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Personal headcanons i have if Ellis and Cecil because I decided there’s not enough content for them

- Ellis showed up to camp first but only by like a month. They were like nine or ten when they showed up

- I don’t know if what state they’re from is canon but I think Cecil is from New Jersey, don’t ask why he just is

- Ellis is from Southern California for no reason other than I feel like it

- Cecil’s step dad is a bad dude. Not as bad as Gabe but he also wasn’t very good to both Cecil and his mom

- Ellis has two moms, they adore Cecil despite having never met him in person

- They’re both year round campers. Ellis originally wasn’t but when he was like fourteen he became a full timer

- One time, they were just walking around in Manhattan when they ran into Cecil’s step dad. Upon recognizing Cecil, he started yelling at him

- Ellis knocked his lights out

- Once during Capture the Flag, Cecil managed to beat Ellis by distracting him and tying him to a tree and he never lets him forget it

- They didn’t really interact until after the Battle of Manhattan. Will and Clarisse apologized officially over the chariot and they were both there to kind of keep the peace

- They made eye contact during the conversation and Cecil got butterflies

- They kissed before they even got together when him and Lou Ellen hexed some mistletoes (the people would get stuck under it until they kissed, I know, I’m basic) at Christmas time to get Nico and Will together and it backfired when Cecil bumped into Ellis when he was hanging one

- It was the most awkward thing Lou Ellen had ever seen but she still took a picture of it (“WILL LOOK CECIL HAD HIS FIRST KISS”)

Yeah that’s all I got right now

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I know no one asked, but should I try putting the Cecellis tag on them?

I wonder how many Cecil x Ellis shippers have already found my TikTok of them

EDIT: I didn’t put it under the hashtag for cecellis >:) good luck

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I wonder how many Cecil x Ellis shippers have already found my TikTok of them

EDIT: I didn’t put it under the hashtag for cecellis >:) good luck