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what the hell man

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holy hell epic wizard stuff

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Girl Tintin

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teaching my penis to do tricks like a dog. sit stay high-five etc

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au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship

other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)

the ds9 apartment is a whole other story

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You used to be able to make fantasy settings without elves or orcs but you can’t nowadays because of Tolk

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More tanks! The Patton is a competitor to my beloved Manticores, and while I think I prefer the PPC toting Manti, the Patton does have a slightly more trim and low profile which can be appreciated.

The Drillson is, I think, one of the most contraption-ass machines in my collection and would probably give @i-identify-tanks-in-posts a conniption with all of its many shot traps and secondary turrets. The stats are solid, though, and it makes for a nasty flanker/close fire support machine.

The Condor is what happens when a Scorpion learns to fly- its fast and carries a cun with some impressive range, but at the end of the day the AC/5 still suffers for its tonnage

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Getting up to normal knight things.

His name is Xavier, please say something kind about Xavier.

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What is Trump? And why are people posting about it all the time?

the ancient Americans believed that Trump, pharaoh of new york—later exiled to florida—was the second incarnation of their national demiurge, Reagan. he did little to discourage this, even taking the name Donald in direct reference to the ancient conservative deity

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This was a joke item in a previous campaign, but honestly, there's so much use to it. Imagine if the walls in a Thieves Guild meeting room could talk?

...but would they know Thieves Cant? Can Walls have Rogue Levels?

Wand of the Wilted

Wondrous Item, uncommon

“This magic wand is an old, dry tree branch etched with transmutation runes.”

This wand can be used to cast the speak with plants spell, but can only be used on dead plants such as fallen trees, furniture made of wood or planks of wood in a building. Once you’ve used this magic item you cannot use it again until you finish a short or long rest.