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reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life
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cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i love cats… so much….
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i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
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hi. i just thought about patrick stump and i started crying???
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Summer is so romanticized when in reality its very lonely
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why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
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It should be socially acceptable to change/choose your name regardless of whether your trans or not
It’s genuinely heartbreaking to hear somebody say how much they hate their name, cis or not, for any reason but don’t know/feel like they have the option to decide that’s not their name anymore
It’s YOUR name, you don’t deserve to have to live your own damn ass life with a name that you hate or even just dislike. That’s reason enough to feel justified in choosing one that you do want.
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hey everyone I absolutely fucking hate to do this but my paycheck doesn’t come until the end of July and I have roughly $12 to my name thanks to some automatic charges to my partner’s bank account, so if you have any spare cash please consider throwing it my way–my venmo is @livingunits and I would really really appreciate it
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i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me.
i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle slashed the tires the night before
i hate pedophiles because when i was a tween, a grown ass man at the gas station got down on his knee, and proposed to me. i was alone. it was night time. i ran all the way home.
i hate pedophiles because one man showed up at my house when i was a child. he was an ex-convict. he got my address from a letter to my father in prison. when he was released, he came to my house.
i hate pedophiles because my cousin was sexually abused. for years, his self esteem has been shot to hell, his grades are dead, he hurts himself and he’s been on suicide watch multiple times. and all this time, his failures have been blamed on just behavioral issues, rather than the trauma that was discovered.
i hate pedophiles because my grandpa has always tried to frame my uncle(that saved me) as a pedophile, when he’s actually gay. so fuck your lgbt+ bullshit. you’re not welcome in our community.
i hate pedophiles because they constantly say ‘you never know who’s a pedophile’, even though it’s not difficult to tell. they say ‘we’re everywhere’, as if we don’t know that. thank you for making every child paranoid of any adult possibly preying on them. even now, as an adult, im still paranoid of every adult i meet being a pedophile.
i hate pedophiles because they think just because you don’t actually rape a child, you’re perfectly fine and safe. you completely disregard the mental trauma you can bring just by existing near a child.
i hate pedophiles because “non-offending” is such a loose term. you can work with children, have children, visit schools and parks, surround yourself with children and potentially put them at risk, but that’s not wrong as long as you don’t touch.
i hate pedophiles because i had to bring my neighbor home with me, to wait for her mom to come home, because some fucker pulled up and tried to talk her into getting in his car. she was in 1st grade. broad daylight. almost ran me over making a u-turn to talk to this child. come to find out, his cars been flagged. he does this every summer.
i hate pedophiles because it breaks my heart receiving notices of sex offender moving in to the neighborhood, while living very close to three schools.
i hate pedophiles because every other day, a child in my neighborhood goes missing. guessing by my surroundings, 3 guesses where the children are.
i hate pedophiles because they think they need to be welcomed with open arms and cookies, or else they’ll offend. take responsibility for yourself. you’re an adult. you don’t need coddled just so you won’t rape a child. don’t put blame on anyone but your own twisted morals.
i hate pedophiles because they don’t think drawn/sim child porn, is child porn, and is illegal and immoral to consume. news flash; it is.
i hate pedophiles because they refuse therapy, even though it’s proven to be extremely effective. they don’t care about children, they only care about themselves and being exposed as what the world sees them as; disgusting, harmful peodophiles.
i hate pedophiles because pedophiles don’t hate pedophiles. you cling desperately to pedophilia being a sexuality(it’s not) and pedophilia not being bad(it is) and spew ‘pedophile positivity’ that just coddles these people that need help, telling them they’re ‘valid’ and ‘perfect’.
i hate pedophiles because they can’t even accept what they are. they have to hide behind ~map~ to soften the blow. cowards.
i hate pedophiles because they brainwash people into thinking pedophilia is fine uwu, pulling people with pocd in rather than encouraging people to go to therapy and get help for their intrusive thoughts.
i fucking hate pedophiles.
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once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years
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let’s normalize using “they” when you don’t know someone’s pronouns.
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brendon never actually wanted to come out as anything and he’s stated again and again and again that he does not like labels and does not want to be labelled, that he does not want to be defined. he once said “i guess i’m straight” in an effort to categorize it for an interview, and now that he says “i guess i’m pansexual” i honestly feel as though he is now trying to accept a label and a category he never wanted. it’s absolutely cool to find pride in your idols, but please never ever pressure them to come out when they never wanted the title in the first place.
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at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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some of you just need to build a dirt house on minecraft and wait out the night in there
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