any pronouns, eng/fr/ga (i barely speak the last 2 but i'm trying) • antisemites, tankies, terfs all fuck off • i love getting asks (even if i forget to answer them). i'm a total amadán.
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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.
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I'm not kidding when I say the derangement of Trump voters needs to be studied. I'm not talking about their general idiocy or bigotry, because those are easy to explain. I'm talking about them thinking he will do things that are the opposite of what he explicitly said. This has been a thing since the very beginning; people just don't believe Trump when he talks, or they only believe the things they want and genuinely think he's not serious about the rest. There was this insane article recently with an undocumented immigrant who supported Trump, didn't think he would deport her because she was one of the "good ones", basically, and she hoped he would create a path for citizenship for people like her.
This is the man who openly campaigned on deporting undocumented immigrants, saying immigrants are "poisoning the blood" of the country, and he wants to try to "de-naturalize" naturalized citizens and get rid of birthright citizenship. Why the fuck would someone listen to all of that, and think he would create paths for citizenship? (You know who just tried to create a path for citizenship for some undocumented immigrants? Joe Biden. His plan to have undocumented spouses of U.S. citizens become naturalized just got struck down in federal court btw.)
None of this has ever been a secret. Trump is incapable of keeping a secret. Liberals are the only people who have believed what he's said since 2016, and that's why we're the only ones who have consistently tried to stop him since '16 and who aren't shocked when he says and does terrible things, because he said he'd do them! But why don't people believe him, when they don't have this magical thinking nearly as much for other politicians? The only thing I can think of is that it's, once again, the cult leader factor that Trump has.
It's just so insane. Trump will be like "I'm going to pour gasoline all over your house and light a match" and idiot voters are like "wow I hope Trump gives me a brand new mansion 😍"
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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop
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It would be so funny if autistic people started describing allistic experience the same pathologised way doctors describe autism
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our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text
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if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin
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Me n who
[Start ID: A disabled parking spot where a figure in a wheelchair has been painted over the original, making it look like one one of them is in the other’s lap and they’re kissing. /End ID.]
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Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible
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devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait
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@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…
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Rumours speak of a powerful lich stirring beneath Baltimore
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,
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