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floorsleepclub · 4 years

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no nerds

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hotel? trivago

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Scoobz: Would it kill you to stop taking 48 minute showers?

Fallon: Physically? No. Emotionally? The toll would be catastrophic.

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Bri: So how’s Scoobz coping with Covid-19 and quarantine?

Fall: He’s okay. I think nothing phases him at this point. Watch this.

Fall: Hey Scoobz.

Scoobz: Yo

Fall: There’s an asteroid headed to earth. Death is imminent

Scoobz, sipping out of a juicebox: Wig.

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ngl this could be josh and tyler, brendon and ryan, WAIT,,, FRANK AND GERARD

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Fallon: what are you? Two?

Elias: yeah, two heads taller than you!

Fallon: *deep breath*

[5 minutes later]

Fallon: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU FUCKING COWARD!

Elias: I WAS JUST JOKING!!

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Fall :While you were all panic buying toilet paper, I was stocking up on dino chicken nuggets.

Fall: *with a fridge full of dino nuggets* who's laughing now.

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too heccin lazy for titles at this point

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Fallon, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure

Elias, not looking up from the newspaper: Good morning, problem child

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Fall: let's all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

Bri: if you live that long

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Elias: is there a word that's a mix of sad and mad?

Bri: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Scoobz: smad

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Elias: I wish I could block people in real life

Fall: restraining order

Scoobz: murder

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Fall: let's all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

Bri: if you live that long

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Scoobz: I'm not going to the library.

Fall: What? Why?

Scoobz: I have enemies there

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Elias: You can't just follow me into a fire!

Scoobz: THEN DON’T RUN INTO A FIRE!

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Fall: Do I cute from this angle? :)

Cop, taking the mug shot: Please stop asking.

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Doosty, throwing food to ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

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Fallon: Why do you think you can just run off on your own.

Scoobz: Because I have a gun :)

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Scoobz: What are you doing?

Elias, standing on a table: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want.

Scoobz: Where’s the spider?

Elias: Under the table.

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Indigo: The sign says ‘do not touch’, Trinity

Trinity, ripping the sign off: Not any more

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