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This is my chance. With Caldwell's sudden absence the rest of the two crew are scrambling for content, they're distracted. I sneak into 2CrewHQ crawling through the vents until I drop into Murphs office. I reach for his laptop, I know his password: 'wormwife', it's time to rewrite his C3 finale notes.

A hand stops mine as the laptop is almost in my grasp. I look up and see a security guard, the only one I missed. He's wearing an impeccable Jim Carrey Grinch costume, or heck...

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emily axford works hard (dressing her characters in ugly and nonsensical outfits) but naddpod fan artists work harder (somehow making them still look cool)

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“if you place an infinite number of monkeys in front of an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them will write shakespeare” ok but they wouldn’t write 12 years of destiel. that was a real freak accident

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

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November has been one hell of a year

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OH my god

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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writing the republican version of oppa homeless style on twitter but its a grown ass woman in 2024

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the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

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